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36 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said:

Thought you were coming out as a maspalomas lurker. 😂

Ha ha, those dunes were for getting your body toned up In April and then the 18-30 jaunts in some Greek Island a couple of months later to shag Doris from Scunthorpe.

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17 minutes ago, leigh white said:

Ha ha, those dunes were for getting your body toned up In April and then the 18-30 jaunts in some Greek Island a couple of months later to shag Doris from Scunthorpe.

Good lad. Are you sure it was Doris not Boris? 😂

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Getting caught short with bad guts when working in Ainsdale

an upside down road cone pushed into the sand between two dunes made for the most scenic and draughty bathroom I’ve ever been in 

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1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

Wasn't allowed to play in the sand dunes as a kid because of the 'bad men' 

Not sure who these bad men where? 

bummers 😂😂

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3 hours ago, Mounts Kipper said:

Thought you were coming out as a maspalomas lurker. 😂

Ha. Me and the Mrs had our second holiday in Gran Can. Stayed in maspalomas and decided to walk to playa del ingles down the beach one day. 

Started hammering it down the only time we were there half way through the walk.

Ran to the nearest beach bar and sun loungers to shelter under a brolly and it was only then we realised every other cunt was about 60+ and had their giblets out. 

That's the truth your honour! 

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1 minute ago, stevieb said:

Ha. Me and the Mrs had our second holiday in Gran Can. Stayed in maspalomas and decided to walk to playa del ingles down the beach one day. 

Started hammering it down the only time we were there half way through the walk.

Ran to the nearest beach bar and sun loungers to shelter under a brolly and it was only then we realised every other cunt was about 60+ and had their giblets out. 

That's the truth your honour! 

Swinging boobies and little Willie's everywhere

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7 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Ha. Me and the Mrs had our second holiday in Gran Can. Stayed in maspalomas and decided to walk to playa del ingles down the beach one day. 

Started hammering it down the only time we were there half way through the walk.

Ran to the nearest beach bar and sun loungers to shelter under a brolly and it was only then we realised every other cunt was about 60+ and had their giblets out. 

That's the truth your honour! 

Me and the Mrs went to Corfu and we got a pedalo, I saw a island at the side of this cove in the distance and went for it, 

Got there and this fella came out with a stick with a flag, stuck it in the shallow water and said hello

Left the pedalo on the sand and got out, walked over this sand dune and there must have been 20 old Greek couples in the buff, except one fella who had his socks on, T-shirt but no pants, with the biggest cock I’ve honestly ever seen, it was like when you see a police horse at an away day, ginormous. That big I was almost guilty of looking too much.

The fella walked over to us with a tray of watermelon offered it is and said “2 hours”

Not sure if he wanted to sign us up for a 2 hour sesh or the tide was changing, we got on our heels pretty lively and set the sea speed record on a pedalo back to shore 

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37 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Me and the Mrs went to Corfu and we got a pedalo, I saw a island at the side of this cove in the distance and went for it, 

Got there and this fella came out with a stick with a flag, stuck it in the shallow water and said hello

Left the pedalo on the sand and got out, walked over this sand dune and there must have been 20 old Greek couples in the buff, except one fella who had his socks on, T-shirt but no pants, with the biggest cock I’ve honestly ever seen, it was like when you see a police horse at an away day, ginormous. That big I was almost guilty of looking too much.

The fella walked over to us with a tray of watermelon offered it is and said “2 hours”

Not sure if he wanted to sign us up for a 2 hour sesh or the tide was changing, we got on our heels pretty lively and set the sea speed record on a pedalo back to shore 

Amazing. 

You will never know what would have happened if you stayed for 2 hours

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2 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Amazing. 

You will never know what would have happened if you stayed for 2 hours

Our Maude would have been used as a bargaining chip to save myself 

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12 hours ago, bolton_blondie said:

Wasn't allowed to play in the sand dunes as a kid because of the 'bad men' 

Not sure who these bad men where? 

We used to call em Freddie's. 

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