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14 minutes ago, Rudy said:

£500 to anyone who will pick me up and throw me down the nearest quarry

£600 if you have massive cans and let me have a peak before my descent 

I'm on my way, do you want that catheter first? 

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I’ve got blondie on her way round with a catheter, gloves and lube.    She said that should sort it. God bless the NHS 

I am not a medical doctor.

Leg day? 👀 

6 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I'm on my way, do you want that catheter first? 

Of course. I’m not a weirdo 

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Get on iT again you FANNY.

No wonder those cockernees are gojng to win whenever.

I am a Doctor.

I prescribe; 660ml San Miguel x 2, 50cl Navy Rum, full sugar 330ml Coke, Coke. Jocelyn KING.

MWSAAGE TO RUDY.E

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1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

About to light up the BBQ, happy days, its finally warm enough.

We did that last weekend in the pissing rain while suitably pissed off after the game. Ended up seriously pissed. And piss wet through. That’s more mentions of piss than Little Whitt’s all-time fantasy.   

Yesterday was three pints of lager top, a celebratory Prosecco and a glass of pink gin. Much more refined. 

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56 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said:

We did that last weekend in the pissing rain while suitably pissed off after the game. Ended up seriously pissed. And piss wet through. That’s more mentions of piss than Little Whitt’s all-time fantasy.   

Yesterday was three pints of lager top, a celebratory Prosecco and a glass of pink gin. Much more refined. 

Had the champagne in the fridge but as soon as I eat I just don't fancy another drink, so watched Liverpool and Southmapton with the middle kid and went to bed!

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1 hour ago, deane koontz said:

2 bacon and egg barms. Feeling less like death.

Probably going to be one of those days where I wont stop eating 🤰

Eating stuff I normally put down to giving up on life...

I had dark dreams on Friday - can say them now.

A sad estranged Wembley...

I will love it when they get beat.

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31 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Eating stuff I normally put down to giving up on life...

I had dark dreams on Friday - can say them now.

A sad estranged Wembley...

I will love it when they get beat.

Just had my second meal - barbecued chicken and salad.

I'm now drinking a gallon of water while sweating profusely

Might have a takeaway later

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