gonzo Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 11 minutes ago, Duck Egg said: Vair'ney, Clemped and Chauving Sounds like a posh solicitors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitestar Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Skens like a bucket a welks that lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 my dad always said "no wonder blackies eyt their babbies" when I'd done something wrong "theyt as fawce as they come" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Not really Lanky but I've always been fond of Tight as a duck's arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 29, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2021 He's nearly as annoyin' as a cinder under t' door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Put th'wood int hole - shut the door Wer the born in a barn - you've left the door open Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 "He's feyist mon i'bent yon mon He is the ugliest man in Atherton he is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 3 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: "He's feyist mon i'bent yon mon He is the ugliest man in Atherton he is Good job you added the sub titles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 My mate is Dave Dutton who wrote the books Lanky Spoken Here and talking to him is an experience in itself but my dad was brilliant at it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 29, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2021 Art’ goin’ out fert get summert fert sup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannyroader Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 There's saner folk in Winwick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnden Pies Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Tha looks [not lucks] like th'ave dropped off a flitting I were feign [thankful] for that We're avin us dinner for us tea [wtf?!] It's a pig in a poke What does thi favver? He gave backword [??] Kekking over [tripping up - I found out recently that the Kek was part of a clog so that makes sense] A face that could turn milk sour She's got more faces than't town hall clock His promises are like pie crust [ie made to be broken] Clemped dearth So, so many more I can't recall atm. Unfortunately so much Lanky twang now gone forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted May 29, 2021 Moderators Share Posted May 29, 2021 6 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: Not really a saying but 'fert'. I'm going fert train. I'm going fert get some milk. "Bound fert" as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 One of my favourites was from my Old Auntie Rossie "Green Christmas, full Churchyard" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Some others from my old aunties & uncles: Better than a slap across the belly with a wet cod If th' mess with cat thee'll get scratched (pregnant) Face like a bulldog pissin on a thistle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogs Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Don't know if it's a Lancashire one or not but my grandma used to say "they'll take you away int yellow van", meaning your being crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 D'ya want me to go and jump in't cut? (Do you wish for me to take my own life?) Said by our MAM in exasperation to us children when we were powfagging her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Again, dunno if it's Lanky, but 'plague' as a verb. Stop plaguing't dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Zico said: "Bound fert" as well I've probably said that at least once in the past week, but it looks so daft written down. 😀 They were bound fert score... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnden Pies Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Jackbait [pronounced jackbit - a packed lunch for the working man / men in the house] Corporation pop [water] Giving a room, the cooker etc a 'good bottoming' [clean] 'His not backards o' coming forrads' [outspoken in a positive way] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnden Pies Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 'He looks like he's lost a shillin and fon a penny' [looks down in the dumps] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 Stop yer skriking (crying) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnden Pies Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 49 minutes ago, Dimron said: Stop yer skriking (crying) Or I'll give yer summert to skrike for! And stop lolling about! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted May 29, 2021 Share Posted May 29, 2021 You know him, that fella that walks with a run Mee-mawwing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted May 30, 2021 Share Posted May 30, 2021 reet, tha's on jankers fer a wik = you cannot play out for a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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