Stupid office jargon

[Tonge moor green jacket]

1 minute ago, bolton_blondie said:

I snuck a phone into HMP. Don't ask where. 

Vibrate left on?

[Spider]

2 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I snuck a phone into HMP. Don't ask where. 

Oooo I like a guessing game.

Strangeways?

[ErnestTurnip]

Place where I used to work an Americanised Brit used to come over and always used to say summat about people not approaching things with a "CYA attitude".

One of them women who look incredible in a power dressing pencil skirt and I'd spend all the time she was talking thinking about covering her arse with stuff rather than worrying about a Cover Your Arse attitude to working.

[donkeyshorn]

11 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said:

I snuck a phone into HMP. Don't ask where. 

GERMANY?

[Traf]

Was it that one Dom Joly uses?

[bolton_blondie]

44 minutes ago, Traf said:

Was it that one Dom Joly uses?

Yeah makes me walk funny 

[athywhite1958]

PED, CRD, LED, ROTL, ACCT, OMU, CSU, ARD are just a few

[Duck Egg]

I asked someone to do something at work once and they replied that it "wasn't within my gift" which made a change from CBA I suppose.

[MickyD]

1 hour ago, bolton_blondie said:

I snuck a phone into HMP. Don't ask where. 

Don’t ask where geographically or don’t ask where anatomically?

[Duck Egg]

16 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Don’t ask where geographically or don’t ask where anatomically?

Is Forest Bank a euphemism? 

[Sweep]

2 hours ago, MickyD said:

Don’t ask where geographically or don’t ask where anatomically?

both

[Tonge moor green jacket]

2 hours ago, Duck Egg said:

Is Forest Bank a euphemism? 

Ancient woodland, or well managed topiary.

[Dimron]

When someone asks for a reply by "Close of Play" or "COP" it winds me right up.

"Get back to me by COP tomorrow" My reply is usually "YCFRO" 

[MickyD]

1 hour ago, Dimron said:

When someone asks for a reply by "Close of Play" or "COP" it winds me right up.

"Get back to me by COP tomorrow" My reply is usually "YCFRO" 

Yorkshire Cricketer Fucking Racist & Obnoxious?

[Traf]

Ours are mainly LFT, PCR, FFS.

[freds dad]

JFDI

[little whitt]

8 hours ago, Rudy said:

DP

PAWG

BBC

JOI

ATM

JOI ???

[Dimron]

15 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Yorkshire Cricketer Fucking Racist & Obnoxious?

You Can Fuck Right Off too 🙂

[MickyD]

I used to love a TLA. Better still, a FLA which mustn’t be confused with a FLA which is super-rare.

[bolton_blondie]

1 hour ago, little whitt said:

JOI ???

Jerk off instructions 👀

[stevieb]

1 hour ago, freds dad said:

JFDI

NMFP