Anyone fancy a new job?

[only1swanny]

https://www.bwfc.co.uk/siteassets/documents/player-liaison-officer.pdf

 

Looks quite appealing tbh, no mention of salary. I'd be half tempted if I was qualified

Edited March 3, 2022 by only1swanny
spelling mistake

[CJG]

It's fucking disgusting that no salary is mentioned.

Why waste applicants time?

[Carlos]

Fucking disgusting 🤣

In a world where kids are getting bombed and this triggers you 😂

It clearly states "Previous experience as a football club player liaison officer"

Anyone in the industry will know what the going rate is, again it clearly states "This position comes with a competitive salary, healthcare and pension package after a probation period."

[Rudy]

Didn’t Tony Kelly used to do this? Seem to remember him “working” getting smashed at away games 😂

[Rudy]

It’s no lackey job this. You need to be on call all the fuckin time. They’re essential in settling players when they arrive. Speaking different languages, sorting out cars, bills ,  schools 

Sounds like a nightmare tbh 

[only1swanny]

1 minute ago, Rudy said:

It’s no lackey job this. You need to be on call all the fuckin time. They’re essential in settling players when they arrive. Speaking different languages, sorting out cars, bills ,  schools 

Sounds like a nightmare tbh 

Tbf I'd agree with that after re-reading it. once you look past the part about working with the club, the fact it mentions language qualifications on the person spec.

 

[Wullie]

Can speak 5 languages, the rest I can't or wouldn't do

 

[radcliffe white]

Kelly was fans liaison officer 

[Rudy]

Chelsea have a liaison team. When Willian went there he had an entourage with him and they all had some poor cunts number. Probably threw himself in the Thames 3 weeks in 

[Rudy]

Just now, radcliffe white said:

Kelly was fans liaison officer 

And a cracking job he did 😂

[MickyD]

3 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Chelsea have a liaison team. When Willian went there he had an entourage with him and they all had some poor cunts number. Probably threw himself in the Thames 3 weeks in 

There was a fly on the wall documentary on telly about the Chelsea player liaison guy. Forgot who the player was who rang him at 4am worried his goldfish was swimming around its tank in the opposite direction than normal. 

[Wullie]

1 minute ago, MickyD said:

There was a fly on the wall documentary on telly about the Chelsea player liaison guy. Forgot who the player was who rang him at 4am worried his goldfish was swimming around its tank in the opposite direction than normal. 

PLease tell me that is a true story Micky

 

Edited March 3, 2022 by Wullie

[MickyD]

It's definitely true. I'm not Youri McAnespie you know.  

[Breightmet Boy]

7 minutes ago, MickyD said:

There was a fly on the wall documentary on telly about the Chelsea player liaison guy. Forgot who the player was who rang him at 4am worried his goldfish was swimming around its tank in the opposite direction than normal. 

it worked for Billy Heyes in Midnight Express, walking the wrong way got his sanity back.   That's what I'd of told the player before pushing the red button  anyhow.

[tomski]

While I’m not disgusted by no salary you’d think for both parties it’s worth mentioning. Surely stops a lot of time wasters. Our place doesn’t specify salary as well. Most don’t. Must be a reason.

Edited March 3, 2022 by tomski

[Rudy]

19 minutes ago, MickyD said:

There was a fly on the wall documentary on telly about the Chelsea player liaison guy. Forgot who the player was who rang him at 4am worried his goldfish was swimming around its tank in the opposite direction than normal. 

There’s a few stories out there about Chelsea players I dunno what it is about them or whether it’s the same player. 
Ashley Cole said Michael Essien left one liaison officer his Bentley continental as a thank you so maybe it was him. 

[MickyD]

8 minutes ago, tomski said:

While I’m not disgusted by no salary you’d think for both parties it’s worth mentioning. Surely stops a lot of time wasters. Our place doesn’t specify salary as well. Most don’t. Must be a reason.

Perhaps negotiating your own salary can save the club a few quid if they aren't the first to blink. 

[Dr. Feelgood]

1 hour ago, CJG said:

It's fucking disgusting that no salary is mentioned.

Why waste applicants time?

Maybe you should review your use of terminology.

It's "a bit odd', "strange, "a glaring omission" maybe.

It isn't "fucking disgusting". In a World where ordinary people are having their homes bombed to smithereens maybe a bit of balance would help.

 

Oh, & if that's your style, just as a piece of advice, save yourself the angst coz you'd never get near the job.

[tomski]

40 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Perhaps negotiating your own salary can save the club a few quid if they aren't the first to blink. 

No doubt. Must be a reason most do it. Personally I wouldn’t fancy working for the wanderers 

[Smiley]

Great job for the right person. But I doubt that person posts on this site.

[Zico]

2 hours ago, MickyD said:

There was a fly on the wall documentary on telly about the Chelsea player liaison guy

£10 says it's this guy 

 

[Dimron]

2 hours ago, MickyD said:

There was a fly on the wall documentary on telly about the Chelsea player liaison guy. Forgot who the player was who rang him at 4am worried his goldfish was swimming around its tank in the opposite direction than normal. 

I do not want to be the players' arse wipe boy... 4AM? I'd go around and flush it down the bog

[gonzo]

1 hour ago, Zico said:

£10 says it's this guy 

 

Reckon his head opens up and theres a little alien fella sat there in a chair.

[Sweep]

14 hours ago, tomski said:

While I’m not disgusted by no salary you’d think for both parties it’s worth mentioning. Surely stops a lot of time wasters. Our place doesn’t specify salary as well. Most don’t. Must be a reason.

Whenever we advertise a job at our place, we never mention a salary

[gonzo]

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