Johnnyrotten Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 6 hours ago, Mounts Kipper said: Well… Clinton Morrison surely has to be the worst of the lot…. And I turn over if women are commentating…. HTH. 🤣 I listened to a game on 5 live the other day, think it was Southampton-Liverpool, and I swear he didn't get one whole sentence out without saying "To be fair". When the match finished and they were summarising, he actually said To Be Fair 3 times in one sentence. I was embarrassed for him and the commentator, they must be dieing to tell him to just stop it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 21 minutes ago, Johnnyrotten said: I listened to a game on 5 live the other day, think it was Southampton-Liverpool, and I swear he didn't get one whole sentence out without saying "To be fair". When the match finished and they were summarising, he actually said To Be Fair 3 times in one sentence. I was embarrassed for him and the commentator, they must be dieing to tell him to just stop it. To be fair, it's dying, not dieing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offshore Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 18 hours ago, Cheese said: Funny that. I met him about 20 years ago, after a Bolton game he'd been commentating on. Pretty sure it was v Middlesbrough, but not sure. His sister ran my local pub, where me and my old man would go when we got back from the match, and he was in there that night. Asked him what he thought of the game, and he just moaned about losing money as he'd backed us to get beat, but we won. We took the piss out of him for a bit, and he really didn't like it. He had a chauffeur with him at the time as he'd lost his licence for drink driving. Didn't he have to shave his 'tash off after making a bet on MOTD that we were nailed on to be relegated about 20 years ago? Had to do it on't telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnden Pies Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Dion Dublin. Just wants to be everyone's friend and so just says 'spot on' no matter what his co-commentator says. A complete waste of a wage, though seems a nice enough bloke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Ally McCoist with Clive Tyldesley is absolute dream team. Sky should be in for them two to replace Martin Tyler when he packs in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted May 25, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 25, 2022 8 hours ago, deane koontz said: Sam Matterface spends more time describing in homoerotic detail the clothes manager's are wearing and what hair and facial hair style player's have than he does the game. Lee Dixon is a twat too. Sam's got previous for commentating on the ice skating. I b'lieve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 31 minutes ago, gonzo said: Ally McCoist with Clive Tyldesley is absolute dream team. Sky should be in for them two to replace Martin Tyler when he packs in. Unbelievable that he was demoted by ITV as lead commentator in favour of Matterface. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnyrotten Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 1 hour ago, DazBob said: To be fair, it's dying, not dieing. To be fair you've got a point, although to be fair I've got a decent track record of spelling accuracy and to be fair I'll learn from it going forward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted May 25, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Offshore said: Didn't he have to shave his 'tash off after making a bet on MOTD that we were nailed on to be relegated about 20 years ago? Had to do it on't telly. Yeah. Can't remember whether he was pre or post-tache when I met him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Burnden Pies said: Dion Dublin. Just wants to be everyone's friend and so just says 'spot on' no matter what his co-commentator says. A complete waste of a wage, though seems a nice enough bloke Does a good job on homes under the hammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burnden Pies Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, radcliffe white said: Does a good job on homes under the hammer Agreed. So he should just stick to that perhaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantra Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 Listening to Joe Cole and Owen Hargreaves on the BT Sport Live Stream, awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 26, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2022 16 hours ago, Johnnyrotten said: To be fair you've got a point, although to be fair I've got a decent track record of spelling accuracy and to be fair I'll learn from it going forward. I so wanted there to be a typo in this retort. Not for me, obviously but DazBob would’ve been all over it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 2 minutes ago, MickyD said: I so wanted there to be a typo in this retort. Not for me, obviously but DazBob would’ve been all over it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Maybe it's missing a couple of commas, but I'll let that slide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 (edited) New drinking game : Every time an ex-player pundit/presenter says "100%"....take a drink. Be pissed by 9:30 am. Edited May 26, 2022 by Pablo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted May 26, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2022 1 minute ago, Pablo said: New drinking game : Every time an ex-player pundit/presenter says "100%"....take a drink. Be pissed by 9:30 am. And for every “absolutely” another drink. Or repeating the word “yeah” three times, We could do a list of punditry annoyances and play Pundit Bullshit Bingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Feelgood Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 (edited) 7 hours ago, Pablo said: New drinking game : Every time an ex-player pundit/presenter says "100%"....take a drink. Worse still "110%" or any variation thereof. I'm almost incapable of not doing an "I don't believe it" and droning on about how that's impossible. Edited May 26, 2022 by Dr. Feelgood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zurichwhite Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 Our default in Hong Kong is Peter fcking Dreary, stats diarrhoea, I have him on mute. Pundit wise, Merse seriously needs to sort that mole out 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantra Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 1 hour ago, zurichwhite said: Our default in Hong Kong is Peter fcking Dreary, stats diarrhoea, I have him on mute. Pundit wise, Merse seriously needs to sort that mole out 😳 I see a lot of love for Peter Drury on my timeline - example Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted May 26, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2022 5 hours ago, MickyD said: And for every “absolutely” another drink. Or repeating the word “yeah” three times, We could do a list of punditry annoyances and play Pundit Bullshit Bingo. “look, we’ve talked about…….” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted May 26, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2022 "Top top player" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnyrotten Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 6 hours ago, MickyD said: And for every “absolutely” another drink. Or repeating the word “yeah” three times, We could do a list of punditry annoyances and play Pundit Bullshit Bingo. That's reminded me of the number of times players start interviews with "yeah no". Harry Kane is possibly the worst culprit, but I hear it everywhere. "You'll be pleased with the win, you're looking good for 4th place". "Yeah No, obviously...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnyrotten Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 4 minutes ago, Biggish Dave said: "Top top player" Paul Merson and Tim Sherwood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted May 26, 2022 Share Posted May 26, 2022 20 minutes ago, Biggish Dave said: "Top top player" Harry Saggy Face Redknapp was always fond of that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted May 26, 2022 Members Share Posted May 26, 2022 On 25/05/2022 at 16:22, Tonge moor green jacket said: It seems the whiteys are the ones getting the most stick. Except of course Micah Richards who is also getting stick. Is suggest there is no bias whatsoever, and no gammon effect exists. There you go again with that common sense. He only has that one word in his arsenal and no doubt gets a huge kick every time he gets the opportunity to use it. You kick him first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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