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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

How long is acceptable for a shit?


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10 hours ago, barryk32 said:

The lad I work with has the weidest shitting technique in the world.

Not only does he strip completely naked leaving his pile of clothes in the hall, my hall, he does this in my house.  Also fuck knows why he doesnt just do this in the bathroom.

He then stands on the toilet seat and squats down. 

Do you watch him shit often like?.

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It seems politicians are very keen to show off their working class credentials so I’ll join in. Up to the age of 11, I lived in a two up two down terraced with an outside loo. We then moved into a council house with an inside loo. It took me a while to get used to having a crap INSIDE a house. Just didn’t seem right.

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49 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Toilets are designed wrong imo.

Should be a sqaure box, save skids and collateral damage.

Little hole, plop in to a sqaure box with no ledges. Flush, bosh job done. No shitty brushes or pebbledash. 

Aye the amount of messy non solid ones i have that land then don't slide down is ridiculous 

This is where my contempt for white bristled bog brushes stems from 

Tempted to hire a cleaner just to sort my messes so I don't have to 

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9 hours ago, little whitt said:

I treat my self to 3 Black pudding's once a week now For my Tea 

looks the Same coming out as going in  

Get some onions, french mustard and some cream to knock up a sauce

Cracking meal

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44 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Black pudding salad is also a treat - like you say French mustard dressing, loads of peppery rocket. Lovely.

We also add oranges, which shouldn't work but do.

Oh and walnuts.

I’ve just become fully erect

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