6 coppers to take him down or 1 member of the public with his bike? 
 

 

 

1 hour ago, Johnny1990 said:

No because i obviously wouldn’t know about it. Talk about thick 

You're flogging a dead horse mate. Some of these you are engaging with are so virtuous that they only look for the good in people and put the blinkers on for anything bad. Admirable in a way but foolish in the extreme.

They deserve what they get.

What horrors are Albanians escaping in (mostly illegally) migrating to the UK? According to London Blunderers travel advice it's a lovely place. Maybe descendants of Zog are clandestinely bumping people off in a move to seize power?

Johnny’s had a nightmare 

46 minutes ago, Spider said:

Johnny’s had a nightmare 

you can say that again

2 hours ago, Spider said:

Johnny’s had a nightmare 

Bolty to the rescue 😂 

Johnny Fartpants

8 hours ago, bolty58 said:

You're flogging a dead horse mate. Some of these you are engaging with are so virtuous that they only look for the good in people and put the blinkers on for anything bad. Admirable in a way but foolish in the extreme.

They deserve what they get.

Could you point to an example where I’ve said crime amongst Albanians isn’t a problem?

Ta 👍

2 hours ago, Spider said:

Johnny’s had a nightmare 

There's a few that have had a shocker this weekend, it seems.

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

There's a few that have had a shocker this weekend, it seems.

Indeed, Gammons twisting themselves inside out all weekend

Miami has messaged me to ask that i post this:

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-64950862

1 hour ago, Spider said:

Miami has messaged me to ask that i post this:

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-64950862

And rightly so. 8 1/2 years as well 😳

25 minutes ago, royal white said:

And rightly so. 8 1/2 years as well 😳

Dead right.

shows the system does work though

She'll belong to couple of big dykes by tomorrow lunch time

Lovely anecdote about her trip to Blackpool...

When police made inquiries, they found she had travelled to the seaside town alone and stayed in a hotel, where she bought a Pot Noodle from a nearby shop and then stayed in her room watching YouTube.

 

We've all done it.

And this dick : https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-essex-64959085

9 hours ago, Traf said:

Lovely anecdote about her trip to Blackpool...

When police made inquiries, they found she had travelled to the seaside town alone and stayed in a hotel, where she bought a Pot Noodle from a nearby shop and then stayed in her room watching YouTube.

 

We've all done it.

Wonder if it was a bombay badboy?

1 hour ago, gonzo said:

Wonder if it was a bombay badboy?

Anyone should be locked up for deviating from Chicken & Mushroom.

5 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Anyone should be locked up for eating a Pot Noodle.

 

3 minutes ago, Spider said:

 

Oh no no no no no.

Have one at least once a week. Love them - always with a slice of buttered white bread to make a butty and for dipping.

Went King Pot on Monday. Had it for my dinner (tea) whilst watching Below Deck. 

I make no apologies.

2 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Oh no no no no no.

Have one at least once a week. Love them - always with a slice of buttered white bread to make a butty and for dipping.

Went King Pot on Monday. Had it for my dinner (tea) whilst watching Below Deck. 

I make no apologies.

I bet you all stand around a King Pot down at the Groucho Club, sticking your dicks in and slurping noodles off each others helmets.

There can be no other explanation.

There’s more nutrition in a bowl of marbles 

1 minute ago, Spider said:

I bet you all stand around a King Pot down at the Groucho Club, sticking your dicks in and slurping noodles off each others helmets.

There can be no other explanation.

There’s more nutrition in a bowl of marbles 

Had a bag of chips from the chippy for lunch (dinner) as well - with burger sauce on them.

Monday was ace.

8 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Had a bag of chips from the chippy for lunch (dinner) as well - with burger sauce on them.

Monday was ace.

Did you dip your winkie in the sauce? Bet you did.

6 minutes ago, Spider said:

Did you dip your winkie in the sauce? Bet you did.

Not only that but I used my appendage to draw of picture of Sir Kier Starmer (PBUH) in said sauce with the chips stacked up as his most honourable caabinet.

Like I said, it was a good day.

I have to admit that I've had Pot Noodle poured over chips (long) before now.

Apes

Lad who gave her a light and end up back scuttling her in a back alley...

Played a fucking blinder there son.