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Robotic Hoovers


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1 hour ago, Zico said:

it still feels wrong though that you are unloading straight into her nose

Buy a black Sharpie pen and adjust things so it becomes her mouth if it feels a bit wrong or weird doing it into a vacuum cleaner’s nose.

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On 28/11/2022 at 18:27, Cheese said:

Had a Shark, 2 different Vax's, and a plethora of other shite. They're okay (never brilliant) for a month or so, then either something fails (on the Vax it was always the belt that drove the roller), or they just gradually lose suction as the battery life plummets. Never again. Can't beat a Henry plugged into the mains.

My sharks brill. You mustn't be hoovering correctly.

Fella has one of those little robot hoovers. He loves it. I call him a lazy cunt. 

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Just now, DirtySanchez said:

Also stop being a cock 

Her shark works fine 

Yours doesn't 

Suggesting someone is lying because your one may not work is proper shithouse

Arguing over who has the Shittest vacuum is proper club shop straightener tackle.

Papa John's v utd though when all the single mums turn up bringing their kids for a quid a ticket. 

They'd appreciate the domestic-appliance-off

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When you’ve got OCD and like a clean and tidy house

And been up in the Toon for 2 days

And you get back and the grandkids have been round, and the SiL with her dog, and your house looks as clean as Beirut in the 70s

Press the button, sit back with a few beers, watch the match, and by the time Rashford has banged in the third the whole of the ground floor is hoovered and the robot has gone back to its base to charge itself.

No. Fucking. Brainer

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7 hours ago, MancWanderer said:

Press the button, sit back with a few beers, watch the match, and by the time Rashford has banged in the third the whole of the ground floor is hoovered and the robot has gone back to its base to charge itself.

No. Fucking. Brainer

When China sends the "upgrade" command and its sucking you to death in your sleep you won't be laughing,......oh wait,carry on.

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