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The Christmas Thread


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4 minutes ago, Cheese said:

I'm in York. Mrs has just took the kids to have lunch in a "Cat Cafe" where you have food while shit loads of cats mooch about. Fuck that. "I'm allergic to cats, remember". Now sat in a pub on my own for an hour or so 🥳

 

Are you allowed to kick them?

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27 minutes ago, Spider said:

A cat

Cafe?

This is an abomination. Worse than mushy peas on Turkey. Worse than lobby.

Fuck me, I might just do a Bolty and pretend it’s 1968 again and ignore modern life.

Big in Japan 

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4 hours ago, gonzo said:

Its that funny day where nobody knows what the fuck they are doing.

Im out working in town. Half the gaffs shut, half open, folk just wandering about for the sake of it.

Is today a drinking day?

Do I go gym?

Even my butty shop has fucked it off.

Finished work for my Xmas break this morning, I Did think about the gym for a nanosecond but opted for a beer instead. Not quite sure what to do with myself now. 

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24 minutes ago, Casino said:

I had many refreshments on christmas eve

Since then a can of draught guinness, 2 bottles of beer and 2 and a half bottles of red

Its like ive read that book

Cant get interested in supping

Them pesky folk in the NHS would probably say that's a week and half of units of alcohol in 3 days, they're worse than the people writing them books those health professionals.

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1 hour ago, Casino said:

I had many refreshments on christmas eve

Since then a can of draught guinness, 2 bottles of beer and 2 and a half bottles of red

Its like ive read that book

Cant get interested in supping

Love my beers but find more and more that they make me feel bloated as fuck as soon as I've had a half decent meal 

 

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