Celebrity Deadpool 2023

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

A fitting tribute here from the idiot's idiot, Paul Danan

 

[Zico]

6 minutes ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

A fitting tribute here from the idiot's idiot, Paul Danan

 

Randomly on the way back from the Watford play off final was sat opposite Paul Dannan on the train home

Got a photo somewhere 

Anyway 

Henry Kissinger, 100

Can't say I know much about him other than this Monty python song 

 

 

[freds dad]

6 hours ago, DazBob said:

Wasn't he bumming/being bummed by someone famous like Fred the Weatherman or Alec Gilroy or someone like that?

Don’t know about them but my friend was bumming him.

[tshape]

11 hours ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

What an album Rum, Sodomy and the Lash is

A Pair of Brown yes, Sally MacLennane, Dirty Old Town (I know he didn't write it), A Rainy Night in Soho

RIP

 

One of my favourite albums. Went to the Louvre last year and was far more interested in seeing The Raft of the Medusa than Mona Lisa.

[DirtySanchez]

10 hours ago, Zico said:

Randomly on the way back from the Watford play off final was sat opposite Paul Dannan on the train home

Got a photo somewhere 

Anyway 

Henry Kissinger, 100

Can't say I know much about him other than this Monty python song 

 

 

It was Cardiff play off final 

[Zico]

4 hours ago, DirtySanchez said:

It was Cardiff play off final 

It was Watford

[captainmed]

Went to see the Pogues a few times.

Sloskys in Manc was carnage in the 80’s. 

A true poet who lived life.

RIP Shane.

[Not in Crawley]

Denny Laine - bit odd as I was listening to Venus and Mars and Back to the Egg today.

[Whitestar]

 

3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Denny Laine - bit odd as I was listening to Venus and Mars and Back to the Egg today.

What time was this announced??

As i was listening Boom radio on way home about 4:30 and they played a Wings track and a Moody Blues track, but no mention of Denny dying 🤷‍♀️

[little whitt]

48 minutes ago, Whitestar said:

 

What time was this announced??

As i was listening Boom radio on way home about 4:30 and they played a Wings track and a Moody Blues track, but no mention of Denny dying 🤷‍♀️

Just seen on TWATTER 

Paul Mc 

just said RIP

[Not in Crawley]

1 hour ago, Whitestar said:

 

What time was this announced??

As i was listening Boom radio on way home about 4:30 and they played a Wings track and a Moody Blues track, but no mention of Denny dying 🤷‍♀️

I found out when I posted on here waiting for the Mrs at the train station.

[Not in Crawley]

Benjamin Zephaniah - 65. Diagnosed with a brain tumor 8 weeks ago. Christ. RIP.

The British

Take some Picts, Celts and Silures
And let them settle,
Then overrun them with Roman conquerors.

Remove the Romans after approximately 400 years
Add lots of Norman French to some
Angles, Saxons, Jutes and Vikings, then stir vigorously.

Mix some hot Chileans, cool Jamaicans, Dominicans,
Trinidadians and Bajans with some Ethiopians, Chinese,
Vietnamese and Sudanese.

Then take a blend of Somalians, Sri Lankans, Nigerians
And Pakistanis,
Combine with some Guyanese
And turn up the heat.

Sprinkle some fresh Indians, Malaysians, Bosnians,
Iraqis and Bangladeshis together with some
Afghans, Spanish, Turkish, Kurdish, Japanese
And Palestinians
Then add to the melting pot.

Leave the ingredients to simmer.

As they mix and blend allow their languages to flourish
Binding them together with English.

Allow time to be cool.

Add some unity, understanding, and respect for the future,
Serve with justice
And enjoy.

Note: All the ingredients are equally important. Treating one ingredient better than another will leave a bitter unpleasant taste.

Warning: An unequal spread of justice will damage the people and cause pain. Give justice and equality to all.

[MickyD]

Lee Rigby killer Michael Adebolajo

probably doesn’t qualify as a celeb but hey, good news.

[freds dad]

3 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Lee Rigby killer Michael Adebolajo

probably doesn’t qualify as a celeb but hey, good news.

Hopefully it was slow and painful 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

4 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Lee Rigby killer Michael Adebolajo

probably doesn’t qualify as a celeb but hey, good news.

Really?

Fucking tremendous. Wrap the cunt in bacon and throw him in the sea.

[Cheese]

7 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Lee Rigby killer Michael Adebolajo

probably doesn’t qualify as a celeb but hey, good news.

According to a twitter account with a history of bullshitting...

[Not in Crawley]

Well what an unpleasant juxtaposition of deaths.

[MickyD]

Just now, freds dad said:

Hopefully it was slow and painful 

50 stabs slow and painful enough? I sincerely hope this is true

[SatanGreavsie]

11 hours ago, Not in Crawley said:

Benjamin Zephaniah - 65. Diagnosed with a brain tumor 8 weeks ago. Christ. RIP.

 

Always thought this was the best performance of this work, and with savage meaning now:

 

[Not in Crawley]

11 minutes ago, SatanGreavsie said:

Always thought this was the best performance of this work, and with savage meaning now:

 

Always rage against the dying of the light.

That's a great video.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Just been watching some live coverage from Shane MacGowan's funeral.

Band playing "Fairytale of New York" to a packed church, mourners up and some even dancing together.

What a way to remember someone. Brilliant!

[captainmed]

19 hours ago, MickyD said:

Lee Rigby killer Michael Adebolajo

probably doesn’t qualify as a celeb but hey, good news.

If true it sounds like a gruesome death.

Good riddance.

[Cheese]

3 minutes ago, captainmed said:

If true

It's not.

[mickbrown]

20 hours ago, SatanGreavsie said:

Always thought this was the best performance of this work, and with savage meaning now:

 

That’s epic 

[Cheese]