.....((((RING)))).

...**Pick Up**.

.."Hello?".

 

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?".

 

"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank".

 

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't

got an Uncle Frank".

.

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with

Mommy, right now".

 

....Brief Pause.

 

"Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do.

Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and

knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car

just pulled into the driveway".

 

"Okay Daddy, just a minute".

 

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the

phone "I did it Daddy".

 

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

 

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no

clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the

rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!".

 

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?".

 

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He

was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the

swimming pool. But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last

week to clean it. He hit bottom of the pool. I think he's dead".

 

***Long Pause***.

***Longer Pause***

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?? ......

.. Is this 555-7039 ?????

you saw dave spikeys stand up too then