(Almost) Friday Joke

[Guest]

Could be a Sophie moment!

 

 

>Doc - "Hello, how can I help you?"

>

>Man - "I've got an orange willy!"

>

>Doc - "What?"

>

>Man - "My willy - it's turned orange."

>

>Doc - "Umm... I'll have to look that up. Ah, it seems it could be a

>sign of stress; do you suffer from stress?"

>

>Man - "Not really"

>

>Doc - "What about stress at work?"

>

>Man - "Well, I did have a nightmare job, a complete idiot for a

boss,

>I worked 80 hours week for pennies and then I got the sack"

>

>Doc - "That sounds very stressful."

>

>Man - "Yeah, but my new job is great, half the hours, 3 times the

>salary and I feel really appreciated"

>

>Doc - "Hmm, what about your home life?"

>

>Man - "Well, my girlfriend was a complete cow, she nagged non-stop

>and put me down every chance she got."

>

>Doc - "That sounds stressful"

>

>Man - "Yeah, but I left her and I've never been happier."

>

>Doc - "I see, what about your social life?"

>

>Man - "Social life? I don't really have one."

>

>Doc - "Really? What do you do in your spare time?"

>

>Man - "Watch porn and eat Wotsits."

 

 

 

[Guest]

that was quite good for u pablo :-$

[Guest]

I am funny (looking)!!!!