SHAT
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C,with a rusty nail in it!if you had 5 minutes alone with joey barton what would you like to do with those 5 minutes?
would you....
A,offer him a small bit of counciling and ask him a few deep and meaningfull questions to get to the bottom of why he behaves the way does?
B,treat him to a day out with some under privileged kids to show him exactly how lucky he his to be a professional footballer?
C,Beat him round the face repeatedly with a cricket bat?
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Sure is!Used to be half decent when it was The Vic,utter toilet now though.Sorry anewman.Is that the dump on Chorley Old Road opposite the Co-Op?
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I stand corrected.Shanty hut slum!Are you not getting confused with Africa?
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How the fcuk can you run a computer in a mud hut anyway?
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Did you get "groomed" by any chance?owts better than heywood
what a fcuking shitehole
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Whats an espadrille?I'd say they look more like a cheap espadrille.
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Don't get me started about those lazy arsed twats!It's like my own area forum on here.
All i need is some old giffer to whinge about the bins.
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Pssst!We can't upset the ethnic minorities can we!My favourite bit of road is Derby Street from Daubhill to Bolton University*. The Highways people, God bless 'em, have provided parking spaces for our ethnic friends all the way into town. They also provided a stop/start bus lane. If the parking bit is full of cars you have two choices: Find somewhere else or park in the middle of the bus lane therefore blocking the road. Amazingly, the yellow peril NEVER venture up that road to book any of the drivers abusing the bus lane.
*(Note: This didn't happen down Tonge Moor Road or Bury Road, what's different?)
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Must remember that next time I'm stuck behind some fcukin dying old zombie doin' 20 all the way home.Seeing as they widened the junctions at Halliwell/Blackburn Rd why the fcuk knock it down to two lanes.Nowt worse than drivin' behind dead people who insist on doing 10-15 mph lower than the speed limit,then when they get to the bit where it goes back to 2 lanes they stay in the outside lane because they're gonna turn right 10 miles down the road.Utter cnuts!!!In some cases one lane is better than two. Since Crompton Way/Moss Bank Way got reduced from two lanes the traffic flow has been a lot better.
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Utter utter UTTER cunt!!!
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Shoot the fcuker now before its too late. He really is a blot on the Bolton landscape.Fcuk off back to porridge land you clueless highland saboteur!!!
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Is Sandy still in a wheelchair and does Benny still secretly lust after "Miss Doyaaaane".
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Very good that!Your not J.K. Rowling by any chance are you?Forty Years On
The car doors slam, muffled by the heavy rain, and the man and his son walk together to the wall of the silent shuttered shops, searching for a moment before they see, high upon the wall, the small , tattered plaque.
'There it is, son', the man says, pointing.
Together they read the words on the scratched and defaced brass,
'On this spot, stood the well known statue of local football icon Nat Lofthouse ? ?The Lion of Vienna? to a generation of fans who supported Bolton Wanderers F.C., and here the Club's stadium once occupied the area of the present day Middlebrook Mall. The statue was stolen, presumably for scrap value, during the demolition of the ground in 2019, after Wanderers plummeted through the divisions under the stewardship of Avram Grant. This plaque was placed in his memory by the loyal old comrades of B.W.F.C.'.
'It seems funny, you know, Dad', says the boy, 'I can't imagine a football stadium here, its just a dump, and half of these shops look derelict.'.
'I told you so, didn't I?.', replies his father, shaking his head, 'Your grandad used to bring me here, when I was a kid- it was magic......,well for a while it was magic, then a lot of stuff happened, I didn't understand it at the time and grandad wouldn't talk about it anymore ? it made him too sad.'.
They stand for a few minutes, and a sound like the far off cheering of a joyous crowd seems to float on the rain filled air, vanishing faintly into a zephyr of silence.
'Can we go now, Dad, I'm soaked', shivers the boy.
'Yeah, 'course we can Son,' and they turn for the car, 'I promised your Grandad I'd bring you. When he was dying he reckoned that soon no-one would remember his team, so I said I'd take a detour and show you the old place.'.
They get in and Dad presses the E-button and checks the charge light.
'We will get to Old Trafford before kick off won't we Dad?', asks the boy.
'Don't worry, ', smiles Dad, 'there's plenty of time son'.
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Fly 'em all out over the channel (using the deportation excuse of course)in one of those RAF transport planes.Drop the back and push the scumbags out.Job done.Seem to recall another of these stories in the Midlands where they'd taken advantage of young white girls to celebrate their Christmas.The fact they are doing it to young vulnerable white girls MUST be classed as racism.If it was white lads on asian girls the racism card would be played straight away.
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That is piss funny.One guy stopped in the middle of the crossing,opened his car door and verbally abused the clown stood still on the crossing.
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You must have a bag of Evo Stik tied to your nose pal.The bloke is an utter powder puff malingering wage stealing fairy.Why the fcuk that useless scotch nob took Petrov off and left him on is beyond me!Wish he'd fcuk off back to Burnley and take his manager/best pal with him!Throw the rose tinted specs in the bin mate coz they're clearly fcukin up your vision/mind!And don't get me started on N'Gog.............I thought Eagles was brilliant today, very unlucky not to get a brace at least. That 60yd back track to tackle their player summed up a good performance for that lad. Sadly we don't get it week in week out.
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Not often do I agree with the fairer sex but the lass has deffo hit the nail on the head!The man in charge is truly an utter fool!Our players are good enough to get a result at Stoke, I really believe that.
BUT with Coyle in charge of the tactics/team/positions.
Nar, we're fucked.
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Why the fcuk are we keeping these scum bags.Fly 'em out over the channel and boot the fcukers out the back of a transport plane.Job done and one less burden on the tax payer!http://www.dailymail...lebrations.html
11 years for 3 counts of rape and child abduction, he will be out in 5 nice one Judge!!
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You must be takin' Positive pills ha ha send some over here pal!dont be so negative, theres time
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Spineless shower of shite!Didn't deserve a wet weekend in Rhyl let alone fcukin Dubai.Be very surprised if we stay up now,there just doesn't seem to be any desire/spirit in this squad of players at all.Don't even get me started on the management side of things!!!!PISSED OFF BIG TIME!
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Funniest thread in a looooong while,you poor poor lass!
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Well scanned sir,much appreciated!
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While we're on the subject what about a "Top Tips"section?
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What about the Ticket Office?
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