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The Veldt

Lovely Goan fish #curry just for me #homemade http://t.co/YLZNKXWPtb

I can't get enough of this #:: http://t.co/XzvgigTY8j

Raging toothache, rings dentist, "call back in a few days" ... how about you get me booked the fuck in! This is shit.

I don't understand how MS can naff up widescreen so royally... Web browsers look like letterboxes with all the bloody toolbars they add

Cant*

Meg's in't pap'per http://t.co/55guy4pkUt

GET IN Jack http://t.co/0BPzQlFGId

RT @theriflesband: This new album is gonna be a monster!!! Lets have it

#DespicableMe2 & #MonstersUniversity in one day ... Animation Overload! But good filums

Bitta MU

Beautiful #NowPlaying @JakeBugg http://t.co/VCXl3Po5tc

I love the fog lights on the Twin'Run concept, surely they can't be street legal? http://t.co/RGpCtudWpg

There are some (pardon my French) fucking cunts in the world. Rest in Peace Drummer. Thoughts to your family today x http://t.co/ANdx4fi8Dy

Alalalalala https://t.co/dYxI7ubtPo

what ever did I do without #Git

just give em three feckin' quid! http://t.co/Xx2au0Num1

She's bloody #cute #catsofinstagram http://t.co/cdQ1p8Te7w

Programming Easter eggs into an app coz I'm a cool bastard #devlife

How much you paying for your #hosting? If it's more than £3 a month then you be silly, tweet @DannyAckers and get sorted #save

RT @MarcoSav93: Drinking game: Take a shot every time the voice over on #HowItsMade makes a terrible pun. You'll be dead by the end of the …

Awesome #dream

think it's time to unplug now ... 12 hours later ... #DevLife

If you work for a telecoms company, don't ring me trying to sell me crap. #SalesCall

RT @jamieoliver: Last push for 300k subs you got to be in it to win it! Sub now bit.lyfoodtubesub 4 a chance to win this T #foodtube http:…