bwfc_sue
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My names Mildred and I'm a Munich
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tis a honeymoon so pretty much guaranteed nookie everyday
I think you will find all that malarky stops the minute you put a ring on her finger!
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Have you taken my bra advice, Sue? Trust me, I'm a tit expert*!
Run it by me again? My memory does not serve me well!
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sue has pert shapely tits and a nice small back. very commendable.
Although I do not remember you seeking evidence of this I shall take it as a compliment!
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dont travel down a cobbled street in your car.
Or a tandem!
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Get someone to crack you round the head with a piece of 3"x2" and it will take the pain away from the chest area.
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Cock? Do you not mean anal, Sue?
I'm stuggling to get that vision out of my head!
I misread it at first, blurry vision still.
Anal!! It was the the interior of his body!!! GROSS!!!!!
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Did you get it nicked
or end up with a load of cock pics 
The latter! Twas a nasty sight I tell thee!
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Never leave your camera on a table full of loons when you go to the toilet!!!
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Sainsburys High Juice Cordial is the best!
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Rattling one off.
A wench one...buzzing one off (so NB told me
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You'll just end up with a bigger bush
Ooooo Matron!
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HTH
Oh (wtf is HTH?)
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........that you put into USB ont laptop to get internet connection......A dongle? From Orange etc. Are they any good? And, if so, what works best?
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oooohh take the dart board off the wall and spank me with it yes spank me spank me hard, take the darts and prod me in the back side yes prod me harder and harder bend me over the pool table pull my britches half way down get the pool cue and whip me with it whip me rub the pool chalk on my nob and stick it on the green baize stick it in the pocket oh yes oh yes.
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I used to think mushrooms were the devils jizz congeeled but could quite happily live off them now.
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Remember standing outside Leigh Casino 20th June 1977, Union Jack in hand, on Lizzie's last visit to Leigh so opted out of this one.
Off topic: I have noticed a lot of references to Smiley being a bender......has he come out of the closet?
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Shall I go up the back passage?
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N.V.Q.'S in fingerskills and foreplay
That would be brill teaching the youth of today this skill! I am drafting a letter right now to the Minister of Education, every PSHE lesson should include this. I am of the belief that passing it down from generation to generation is not doing a good enough job!
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He's getting on a bit but as long as he hasn't started smelling of wee: Yes.
Many a good tune and all that!
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You would though wouldn't you?
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I'd like to say, "Ah! The memories!" But alas, don't remember!
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Thank you!
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So what is one of these server outing things?
It's not outing, it's outrage, you loon.
I Need A Big Fookin Shit
in Behind The Stands - 'Classics'
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Do men poo more than women?
I know there is more shit to get out so maybe have just answered my own question.