Thursday joke

it's this bloke's birthday so he has a fancy dress party with one rule: come as an emotion.

So the big night arrives, and there's a knock at the door, and it's one of his friends. She's wearing a green catsuit with a red "N" and "V" on the front

"what have you come as?" he says.

"I'm green with envy",

"Very good, in you go"

A few minutes later, there's another knock at the door, and it's a girl wearing a pink catsuit, with a feather duster in her hand.

"what're you?, he says

"I'm tickled pink" she replies and goes in.

Anyway, the party gets going and about half an hour later, there's another knock at the door. And it's his friends Paddy and Mick, who he met in Dublin.

Now they're stark naked. Totally nude except paddy has his tackle in a bowl of birds custard, and Mick has his todger stuck in a piece of fruit.

"What the hell are you two doing? i said come as an emotion..."

Paddy replies...

"well i'm f**kin dis custard, and he's come in dis pear."