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Joke (Apologies if it is a repeat)

>40,000 Man U fans meet At Old Trafford for a "Man U Fans and Players Are

>Not Stupid" convention.

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>Sir Alex says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Man U

>fans and players are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

>

>Wayne Rooney gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the

>stage.

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>Fergie asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds Rooney says,

>"Eighteen!"

>Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 40,000 Man U fans start

>cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

>

>Fergie says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 40,000 of

>you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast

>media here, I think we can give him another chance."

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>So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"

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>After nearly 30 seconds Rooney eventually says, "Ninety?"

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>Fergie is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -

>everyone is disheartened

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>Rooney starts crying and the 40,000 Man U fans begin to yell and wave

>their hands shouting,

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>"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

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>Fergie, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually

>says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance --

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>What is 2 plus 2?" Rooney closes his eyes, and after a whole minute

>eventually says, "Four?"

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>Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 40,000 Man U fans

>jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...

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>"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

 

:D/

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Errrmmm! What's a repeat?

 

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