August 19, 200520 yr >40,000 Man U fans meet At Old Trafford for a "Man U Fans and Players Are >Not Stupid" convention. > >Sir Alex says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Man U >fans and players are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?" > >Wayne Rooney gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the >stage. > >Fergie asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds Rooney says, >"Eighteen!" >Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 40,000 Man U fans start >cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!" > >Fergie says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 40,000 of >you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast >media here, I think we can give him another chance." > >So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" > >After nearly 30 seconds Rooney eventually says, "Ninety?" > >Fergie is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh - >everyone is disheartened > >Rooney starts crying and the 40,000 Man U fans begin to yell and wave >their hands shouting, > >"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" > >Fergie, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually >says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- > >What is 2 plus 2?" Rooney closes his eyes, and after a whole minute >eventually says, "Four?" > >Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 40,000 Man U fans >jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream... > > > > > > > > > > > >"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!" :D/
>40,000 Man U fans meet At Old Trafford for a "Man U Fans and Players Are
>Not Stupid" convention.
>
>Sir Alex says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Man U
>fans and players are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"
>
>Wayne Rooney gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the
>stage.
>
>Fergie asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds Rooney says,
>"Eighteen!"
>Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then 40,000 Man U fans start
>cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
>
>Fergie says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 40,000 of
>you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast
>media here, I think we can give him another chance."
>
>So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
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>After nearly 30 seconds Rooney eventually says, "Ninety?"
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>Fergie is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -
>everyone is disheartened
>
>Rooney starts crying and the 40,000 Man U fans begin to yell and wave
>their hands shouting,
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>"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
>
>Fergie, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually
>says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance --
>
>What is 2 plus 2?" Rooney closes his eyes, and after a whole minute
>eventually says, "Four?"
>
>Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 40,000 Man U fans
>jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...
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>"GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"
:D/