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Three Aussies

fatolive
in Behind The Stands - 'Classics'

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apologies if this has been on before, but just got it this morning and it made me laugh:

 

Three Aussies were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruceand Bluey.Steve falls off and is killed instantly.As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go andtell his wife."Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll doit."Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Fosters Beer.Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?""Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and shegaveyou the beer?""Well not exactly," Bluey says. "When she answered the door, Isaid to her'You must be

Steve's widow'.She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Fosters you are'."
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