December 14, 200421 yr The Queen was visiting one of London's top hospitals and she specified she wanted to see absolutely everything. During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was w*nking. "Oh my", said the Queen, that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?" The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry yourMajesty, but this man has a very serious medical condition and is only following doctors orders. His body produces too much s3men and his t3sticles keep overfilling. Until we can find out exactly what is causing this problem he's been instructed to do that at least 5 times a day or there is a danger that his t3sticles will explode, and he would die instantly. "Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a bl*w-job "Oh my", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?" The Doctor replied, "Same problem, but he's with BUPA".
The Queen was visiting one of London's top hospitals and she specified
she wanted to see absolutely everything. During her tour of the floors she
passed a room where a male patient was w*nking.
"Oh my", said the Queen, that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of
this?"
The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry yourMajesty, but this
man has a very serious medical condition and is only following doctors
orders. His body produces too much s3men and his t3sticles keep
overfilling. Until we can find out exactly what is causing this problem
he's been instructed to do that at least 5 times a day or there is a
danger that his t3sticles will explode, and he would die instantly.
"Oh, I am sorry", said the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a
patient a bl*w-job
"Oh my", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same problem, but he's with BUPA".