A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to

the mailboxes wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman; and, she started a conversation with

him. As they talked, her robe slipped open; and, it was obvious that she

had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain

eye contact.

 

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to

my apartment, I hear someone coming."

 

He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against

it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him,

"What would you say is my best feature?"

 

Embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"

 

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? ! Look at these boobs,

they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and

solid! Look at my skin -- no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that

the best part of my body is my ears? "

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard

someone coming? That was me."

 

 

 

got me coat...................... door slamming

The nights must fly by in Luton.

The nights must fly by in Luton.

:-s

good un that Luton

Paul Daniels is doing a live show and at the end asks if any audience members want to do a trick. This one bloke puts his hand up and walks up on stage.

 

'I've got a trick Paul but I need three 18 inch lengths of rope and the use of your lovely assistant Debbie McGee.'

 

So someone backstage chucks the rope on stage and the bloke ties Debbie's hnads together, then ties her ankles together, then ties her hands to her ankles so she's bend double in the midle of the stage. He then gets behind her, whips his cock out, pulls her knickers down and starts bumming her.

 

Paul Daniels goes 'Oi, that's not a trick!!!'

 

And the bloke replies

 

'No, but it's magic!'

Paul Daniels is doing a live show and at the end asks if any audience members want to do a trick. This one bloke puts his hand up and walks up on stage.

 

'I've got a trick Paul but I need three 18 inch lengths of rope and the use of your lovely assistant Debbie McGee.'

 

So someone backstage chucks the rope on stage and the bloke ties Debbie's hnads together, then ties her ankles together, then ties her feet to her ankles so she's bend double in the midle of the stage. He then gets behind her, whips his cock out, pulls her knickers down and starts bumming her.

 

Paul Daniels goes 'Oi, that's not a trick!!!'

 

And the bloke replies

 

'No, but it's magic!'

How did he tie her feet to her ankles?

'ton abaht, it says hands. Well hnads actually

maggie was excited living the dream of diddling debbie on stage- surely you can make allowances for smelling mistakes in this case???

 

 

did you see that?? eh? eh?