Please feel free to pass on this handy, cut and paste-able Bolton Wanderers match report to any sports journalists you might have the misfortune to bump into.

 

"Simply cut and paste the following words in any particular order to save yourself the bother of actually turning up to watch the game in question.

 

 

Aggresive - long-ball - hopeful - outmuscled - crowded out - packed midfield - icy cold Reebok Stadium - (insert name of oppostion here) tried to play play attractive attacking football but were - plucky - power play - foul - free kick - punted - blustery conditions - lucky - knock down - spitting - Nolan - effective but not exactly a joy to watch - play the percentages - Diouf - Davies - flick on - defensive mix up - deflected - scuffed - off-side - Allardyce - unfashionable - natives - drink driving charge - powerful - lack of depth - despite dominating the game for long periods of the time (insert name of opposition here) were unable - commited - stubborn - perfectly good goal - Lion of Vienna - Wimbledon - headed goal - sees Bolton climb ahead of Manchester United and Arsenal into third place and the possibility of Champions league football.

Other cut and paste comments from rival managers

 

"they play a certain way"

"they do what they do very well"

"a strong physical team"

"difficult to play against"

 

and one that isn't

 

"Bolton are a good team."

Other cut and paste comments from rival managers

 

"they play a certain way"

"they do what they do very well"

"a strong physical team"

"difficult to play against"

 

and one that isn't

 

"Bolton are a good team."

 

 

One you missed

 

"Bolton deserve to be 3rd"