...I've not had a shit for 3 days.

 

 

Do I have a problem

Eat some food you srawny c??nt!

 

 

8-[

eatins cheatin !!

 

the words of the great fenny.

...I've not had a shit for 3 days.

 

 

Do I have a problem

 

Apart from the lack of poo-age you mean

Sounds like you've been going for an imodium rush.

 

My quack's put me on a laxative. It goes through you like a dose of salts.

Have to measure all travel by ETT. Estimated time to toilet, get that wrong

and I dread the consequences.

...I've not had a shit for 3 days.

 

 

Do I have a problem

 

 

your full of shit

Andrews liver salts - get some of them down you and you'll be shitting like an elephant in no time

...I've not had a shit for 3 days.

 

 

Do I have a problem

 

You could sort it out here :-$ . Long but worth a read

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/weekend/story/0,...,663391,00.html

Panic over.....just evacuated....it reminded me of this:

 

 

 

Phew!

...I've not had a shit for 3 days.

 

 

Do I have a problem  

 

next time it happens.. have plenty prune juice!!