Just used the same software to translate the lyrics from Bohemian Rhapsody from English to Portuguese and then back into English!

 

This is what it came up with!

 

It is this the real life-

is this fair fantasy-

Grabbed a collapse-

no flee of reality-

Opens his Look of eyes to the heavens and sees-

I am only a poor boy, I

I need no compassion-

Because I am easy comes, easy goes,

A small high, small bass,

anyway the strikes of wind, really does not import me,

TO me

 

To mam??e, only killed a man,

Puts a gun against his head, Hauled my trigger, now he is dead,

Mam??e, fair life had begun,

But now was and play all distant-

ooo of Mam??e,

did Not want to said for do-read cry-

Himself I am not bun again this time tomorrow-

continues, continues,

as itself nothing really questions-

 

Too, my afternoon time came,

trembles for bass to my spine-

pain of the Body all the time,

Good-bye everybody I received to go-

should leave behind you all and faces the truth-

ooo of Mam??e- (any wind strikes meanses) I am not going to die,

I sometimes desire I never had been born absolutely-

 

I see a silhouetto small of a man,

Scaramouche, scaramouche

go i-read does the fandango-

Ray and very frightening lightning myself-

Galileo, galileo,

figaro-magnifico of Galileo of galileo of Galileo

- But I am only a poor boy and nobody loves-me-

is only a poor boy of a poor family-

Exemption Him his life of this

monstrosity-

Easy comes easy goes-,

goes i-read leaves-me go-

Bismillah! not-,

we not it will not leave you vai-deixa-me does not go will leave you vai-deixa-me does

not go will leave goes leaves-me goes No,no,no,no,no,no,no

Mam??e my, mam??e my, mam??e my leaves-me goes-

Beelzebub has a devil puts of side for me, for me, for me-

 

Then it thinks that you can stone me and I stick in my eye

- Then thinks that you can love me and breaks me die-

Oh baby-not can do this to me baby- should Only

leave has only of stayed correct outta here-

 

The nothing really imports, any a can see, Nothing really questions-, nothing really questions to me,

 

Any half wind blow. ..

why would you want to do that anyway?

 

I don't think anybody really believes that you get a direct translation using the 'on-line translation tools'

Was merely intended as a hilarious jape!

' i sometimes desire i had never been born absolutely'

p.s- translate wedding vows into portugeezer and back again,lets see what they'd be!!

I, (name), takes him, (name), be mine [opts: lawfully wedded] (husband/wife), my friend constant, my partner faithful and my love of this day remit. In the presence of God, to our family and friends, I ofere??-the my solemn oath be his faithful partner in illness and in health, in good time and in bad, and in joy as well as in sorrow. Love-read unconditionally, support-read in his goals, honor and respect him, I laugh with you and shout at you, and nourish him for contanto that we both will live.

 

Well at least they got the shouting part right!

Should be ' i laugh at you cos you're a twit and shout at you cos you're a tw*t'