Here's a question for you, lads and lasses.

 

Why do women go on & on & on about diets and shite like that, but stuff their faces when someone brings cakes & chocolates in? I never got near the box and they were all gone

 

That's fat peoples problem, they diet but don't excercise - it's not rocket science.

 

PB

'Private Pile, I'm going to poke out your eyes and skull-f**k you'

Denial!!!

 

Simple answer if your fat, "Stop stuffing your face your fat fooking waster, you stink of cheese"

 

I was sat at my desk eating Chips Pie n Gravy, when told "Can you go in the staff room and eat that, it smells" Ok I say.

 

Then get in the staff room, were about 8 women are eatin a carrot and some water....and they say, "You cant eat that in here, the smell is just too much and we are all on diets"

 

"Oh I will go and sit on the toilet and eat it should I"

 

FAT FOOKERS!

 

:evil:

Agree with both of you, but I have never dieted in my life (cue the pi$$ take)

 

I dont see the point of it all, if you wanna eat unhealthy then you may as well, but dont fecking whinge about it when your fat, either that or get off your fat lazy arses and do some excercises to work it all off [-(

Losing weight.

 

Expend more calories than you intake!

 

Would make a bloody short diet book but it would see you better off than Atkins!

A good way to lose weight quickly is to eat rancid tuna and raw chicken. The ensuing vomiting and diahorrea will ensure the pounds just fall off in a matter of hours.