Wobbly J Posted April 2, 2006 Posted April 2, 2006 Ugly bloke walks into his local with a big smile on his face. Landlord asks "What are you looking so smug about?" Ugly bloke says " Walking home last night I spotted a gorgeous bird tied to the railway tracks. Cut her free and one thing led to another and I shagged her 5 times before the sun came up." Landlord not convinced by the ugly blokes tale enquires " I take it she gave you a blow job?" "No" responds the ugly bloke. "I searched for ages and ages in the dark but still couldn't find her head." Must be a SEB but I tried a general search on "Blow job" and came up with 308 hits - couldn't be arsed to trawl through.
bwfc_sue Posted April 2, 2006 Posted April 2, 2006 Ha ha! The funny part of all that was the 308 hits for 'blowjob'.... bet they were all Smileys posts!
Recommended Posts