im well known for my dizzy mix ups, and have done some stupid stuff in my time, but even i had to laugh at myself yesterday when i put milk in the fabric softener tray in the washing machine......didnt realise my mistake until....yep......a funny tasting cup of coffee that tasted like fabric conditioner.

surely im not the only one who does stuff like this??

I once put a Durex on backwards & went :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/ :D/

 

 

Coat on & going through the door!

 

toodle pip

Where do I start #-o

Kipped at me grans a couple of weeks back and used her fixodent as toothpaste!! that was a fooking weird feeling!

I pissed in a glass once, and my sister drank some of it. True story as well

 

PB

I pissed in a glass once, and my sister drank some of it. True story as well

 

PB

although it was unitentional of course.

like when my uncle did a poo in a bowl, poured custard on it and passed it to my brother as chocolate roll.

My family- classy-

although it was unitentional of course.

like when my uncle did a poo in a bowl, poured custard on it and passed it to my brother as chocolate roll.

My family- classy-

 

 

that'd be well funny!!

although it was unitentional of course.

like when my uncle did a poo in a bowl, poured custard on it and passed it to my brother as chocolate roll.

My family- classy-

That is soooo wrong on so many levels

don't you mean it was Chocolate Log

although it was unitentional of course.

like when my uncle did a poo in a bowl, poured custard on it and passed it to my brother as chocolate roll.

My family- classy-

That is soooo wrong on so many levels

 

wrong can be good.

i like lots of things that are wrong.

in fact, lets all do things that are wrong until its percieved as normal and becomes right.

then it will be ok to piss on someones toothbrush if they annoy you.

does that involve the torturing of hapless idiots, and sprinkling pubic hair onto the food of somebody you don't like

does that involve the torturing of hapless idiots, and sprinkling pubic hair onto the food of somebody you don't like

 

with the proposed 'wrong is right' laws you can do whatever the heck you please chuck.

does that involve the torturing of hapless idiots, and sprinkling pubic hair onto the food of somebody you don't like

 

with the proposed 'wrong is right' laws you can do whatever the heck you please chuck.

even if it involves a rusty cheese knife, crocodile clips, a couple of knitting needles, a corpse and a couple of angry daschunds called Colin & Max ?

does that involve the torturing of hapless idiots, and sprinkling pubic hair onto the food of somebody you don't like

 

with the proposed 'wrong is right' laws you can do whatever the heck you please chuck.

even if it involves a rusty cheese knife, crocodile clips, a couple of knitting needles, a corpse ad a copy of angry daschunds called Colin & Max ?

 

if you call the second dog Gerald instead of Max it would be allowed.

splendid, I'm excited now 8-[

splendid, I'm excited now 8-[

 

better get some 'Bigtoes Bog Rolls' then