Apologies if some offend you:

 

In relation to Skopje cetnre(ish) with any prices:

 

 

1. The best bars

 

2. The cheapest bars

 

3. The rip-off bars

 

4. Any small hotels that aren't on the internet

 

5. Strip joints

 

6. Whore houses

 

7. Money - what do we need?

 

8. Taxis

 

One-stop question thread

 

 

u can piss in a plastic cup. there u go, all settled now, problem solved

u can piss in a plastic cup. there u go, all settled now, problem solved

You (and Squdgy) can get to f?ck!

I'm going off this country rapidly!

You (and Squdgy) can get to f?ck!

I'm going off this country rapidly!

 

 

It's very rude to take the piss out of the way our hosts do things No Balls

Edited September 17, 200718 yr by squidgy66

Use one of these.

 

You (and Squdgy) can get to f?ck!

I'm going off this country rapidly!

 

 

no no nooooo! we have great toilets in the hotels! and a beautiful park is near by the stadium, u can do the job there, in the middle of the nature, its great

Edited September 17, 200718 yr by Alexander The Great

Use one of these.

 

 

Tis a good thought Ryan, love.

Basically, can some Macedonian personage sort out a proper toilet facility for this little princess as I'm not used to cups or unrinals?

 

It's very rude to take the piss out of the way our hosts do things No Balls

 

we need something to take the piss. preferably a flushing toilet!

no no nooooo! we have great toilets in the hotels! and a beautiful park is near by the stadium, u can do the job there, in the middle of the nature, its great

 

That's great, but what if I need to "go" in the stadium? I'm getting all worked up and worried now!

Basically, can some Macedonian personage sort out a proper toilet facility for this little princess as I'm not used to cups or unrinals?

 

 

u dont like the park?

That's great, but what if I need to "go" in the stadium? I'm getting all worked up and worried now!

 

I alwys want to go for a piss when that happens to me

we need something to take the piss. preferably a flushing toilet!

 

 

than the park is perfect! it flashes by itself when it rains

u dont like the park?

 

No, what's Macedonian for little Princess?

All this talk of piss.

 

I could do with one meself now.

 

Think I mite have a sit down one, legs sore after football tonight.

No, what's Macedonian for little Princess?

 

Mala Princeza

Mala Princeza

 

What's Macedonian for very unhappy little princess pissing in the park?

Mala Princeza

Well, there you go then Alex. Have a word with that mafia boss of yours to arrange a proper facility for one of those!

Thanks in advance!

What's Macedonian for very unhappy little princess pissing in the park?

 

 

nesrekna mala princeza koja moca vo park.

nesrekna mala princeza koja moca vo park.

 

My life is now complete

Well, there you go then Alex. Have a word with that mafia boss of yours to arrange a proper facility for one of those!

Thanks in advance!

 

 

Ill do that, I promise! but this is Macedonia, it wont be finished in a week

Ill do that, I promise! but this is Macedonia, it wont be finished in a week

 

Cheers! A half finished loo is better than none!