May 24, 200818 yr You need to get a lather on beforehand. Could you repeat that but in English this time, please? Actually, no, don't. Some things are best left not known.
May 24, 200818 yr Author You mean you've never had a bloke say to you 'Go on love, you go up and get thisel a lather on, and I'll be up in a minute when I've finished my chips'?
May 24, 200818 yr You mean you've never had a bloke say to you 'Go on love, you go up and get thisel a lather on, and I'll be up in a minute when I've finished my chips'? I now understand and, no. Could you really imagine a bloke saying that to me? It might just be a Leyth thing, you know.
May 24, 200818 yr Author Appn'. We can be romantic too, you know, if you let me shag you I promise I'll finish the flagging this week, that type of thing.
I am drinking Sancerre.