we can not just sing theres only one elmander and so on.....

 

so here goes, feel free to tweak

 

 

to the tune derrys walls/ or as some may know it the cry was no surrender.

 

his names johan elmander

hes over six feet tall

he hates the reds

and loves the whites

so give johan the ball

Cracker that Col!

Thought we had signed another one of Rigoberts' nephews

how do you know he hates the reds ? one thing i am certain about is that he will hate marmite.

we can not just sing theres only one elmander and so on.....

 

to the tune derrys walls/ or as some may know it the cry was no surrender.

Can you sing it for us please and put it on YouTube?

If you sing it to the tune of the laughing policeman it has a much more jovial quality to it.

If you sing it to the tune of the laughing policeman it has a much more jovial quality to it.

 

Fook me, how can you tell it's been panto rehearsal week.

 

They didn't make you be the rear end of the panto horse again did they mate? I know you moaned about it last year but it has to be viewed as a promotion from cleaning up kids mess in the stalls and stuff?

Fook me, how can you tell it's been panto rehearsal week.

 

They didn't make you be the rear end of the panto horse again did they mate? I know you moaned about it last year but it has to be viewed as a promotion from cleaning up kids mess in the stalls and stuff?

 

 

Rear end of the panto horse? - I dream of that part, being dressing room cleaner to Blair McDonough is no laughing matter

Rear end of the panto horse? - I dream of that part, being dressing room cleaner to Blair McDonough is no laughing matter

 

Get Seamus' autograph for me mate (the next time he pops to the dressing room after the final curtain). He once drank my Vimto at Sabinis tha knows.