January 19, 200917 yr ok, the ladies on this forum are the closest i am allowed to get to girls... if someone says 'he's not my type' what do they mean? ugly? smells? no job? too hairy? short? rumoured to be a pin dick? pls explain
January 20, 200917 yr strawberry blonde sunshine- all 7" of it!! it now transpires my seperated/come ex wife has had her claws out!! i am a nice lad, and i think there is some chemistry- though perhaps this is a bit one sided. oh well, only six hours till free view comes on Home-made Rohypnol?
January 20, 200917 yr Look at it from another point of view. Work out how much it costs to keep a wife, bigger house, cars, handbags, etc over a 12 month period over and above what it would if you were single. Divide this number by how many times you get your end wet over the same period. You now have a 'cost per shag'. Mine is around ?2000. I could get some f?cking rude sex with that and I wouldn't have to book it a week in advance. Lesson to you blokes, stay single, pay for the best in sexual entertainment, and never get moaned at for leaving the toilet seat up. Why on earth do any of you get married?
January 20, 200917 yr Lesson to you blokes, stay single, pay for the best in sexual entertainment, and never get moaned at for leaving the toilet seat up. Why on earth do any of you get married? If a man put a penny in a bucket for every time he had sex before marriage, and the took one out after he was wed, he would never empty it.
January 20, 200917 yr If a man put a penny in a bucket for every time he had sex before marriage, and the took one out after he was wed, he would never empty it. I dont believe that. Unless youve married someone who is not sexually compatible. In which case...oops
January 21, 200917 yr Author thats another thing- since our parting sex has become a little kinkier- stilletto marks left in my biceps for days, a few more positions, certain taboos broken... i know the missus wants me to stay, and is trying owt. but literally the pleasure has been hers- now i am leading her on!!! again wimmin WTF!!!
ok, the ladies on this forum are the closest i am allowed to get to girls... if someone says 'he's not my type' what do they mean?
ugly?
smells?
no job?
too hairy?
short?
rumoured to be a pin dick?
pls explain