Just how long does it take to get ready for most folk? For me; a quick shit, shave & shower then a dab of gel for my rapidly receding do and a splash of gucci. 15 mins tops. The missus has been fucking about for well over an hour now, I wouldn't mind but we're only going for a few drinks round slab town!

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his eye whilst his hair is on fire.

 

See, further proof that i am indeed..rather odd...

Im much more of a 'shoving an umberella up his bum then opening it' kind of girl at that particular time.

See, further proof that i am indeed..rather odd...

Im much more of a 'shoving an umberella up his bum then opening it' kind of girl at that particular time.

 

 

If it hits their prostrate, I'm sure they'll be ok with it!

Edited January 27, 200917 yr by no balls

If it hits their prostrate, I'm sure they'll be ok with it!

 

Hit or split?

OOOh is like a gameshow....will you hit or split!

Heeheee!

If it hits their prostrate, I'm sure they'll be ok with it!

There's a lying down gland?

There's a lying down gland?

 

Very Good!