March 18, 200917 yr Elisabeth Fritzl attended court today, having just had a full cooked breakfast. Though someone should have told her she still had Daddies sauce round her mouth.......
March 18, 200917 yr 2 essex girls pick up a perfume sampler from the counter, Sharon sprays it on her wrist "thats nice innit, dont you think Trace" Trace: "Yeah, whats it called" "Vien a Moi" says Shaz "What the fuck does that mean" The assistant pipes up "Its french for 'come to me' " Shaz sniffs it again and says "dont smell like come to me, does it to you Trace"............
March 18, 200917 yr Elisabeth Fritzl attended court today, having just had a full cooked breakfast. Though someone should have told her she still had Daddies sauce round her mouth....... Got the filthy minxes in our office giggling!!!
March 18, 200917 yr Danny Boyle is making a film about the life of Jade Goody.. sum dog wi no hair is out in April.
March 18, 200917 yr Elton John is about to release a new version of the Wizard of Oz... its going to be called 'swallow the yellow thick load'
March 18, 200917 yr Elisabeth Fritzl attended court today, having just had a full cooked breakfast. Though someone should have told her she still had Daddies sauce round her mouth....... I wonder what Elizabeth Fritzl's children are getting their sister for Mothers Day this year.
March 18, 200917 yr Joseph Fritzl is sitting in the pub one day having a good moan about life to his Arab mate, the conversation went: Josef: "My daughters driving me up the bloody wall, she won't do as she's told, she won't do her chores, I am at my wits end with what to with her. Any advice Akhmed? How would you deal with this sort of problem in your country?" Akhmed: " Oh I don't know... Sell her?" Joseph: "ahhhh cellar...."
Elisabeth Fritzl attended court today, having just had a full cooked breakfast.
Though someone should have told her she still had Daddies sauce round her mouth.......