The local paper had this headline on the front page today. Story:-
"The worlds only homosexual dolphin was the star attraction at Sydneys Gay And Lesbian Mardi Gras this year, stunning the male dominated crowd with his studded, phallic shaped nose and cmplete lack of body hair.
The dolphin performed tricks for several hours in front of the gaping mouthed crowd, prompting them to believe he'd jump through hoops for them all night long. This excitement was, however, short lived. Whilst the queer assortment of Mardi Gras attendees, many adorned in purple helmets, retired to their collective bedrooms, Pinky was seen swimming back out to sea.
There wasn't even the faintest hint of Pinky providing breakfast for the people he had entertained during the previous evening.
Mr. Francois Riersnatch, a Mardi Gras veteran and a devoted member of the Family First Party, had this to say, "Oooh, I loved Pinky, his performance was so strong and powerful. I have heard that men and dolphins are the only species to have sex for fun and he looked like he was having so much fun out there. I just wish I could have joined him for an oyster or two. I hear they're a pretty powerful aphrodisiac"
Mr. Reirsnatch concluded his interview at this point saying that he had to hurry home as he had recorded the latest advertisement from John West and was keen to stroke his bottlenose whilst watching it.
Now then, Bowtners. Didn't I tell you that Aussies had a warped sense of humour? Only the blokes name raised a titter.
The local paper had this headline on the front page today. Story:-
"The worlds only homosexual dolphin was the star attraction at Sydneys Gay And Lesbian Mardi Gras this year, stunning the male dominated crowd with his studded, phallic shaped nose and cmplete lack of body hair.
The dolphin performed tricks for several hours in front of the gaping mouthed crowd, prompting them to believe he'd jump through hoops for them all night long. This excitement was, however, short lived. Whilst the queer assortment of Mardi Gras attendees, many adorned in purple helmets, retired to their collective bedrooms, Pinky was seen swimming back out to sea.
There wasn't even the faintest hint of Pinky providing breakfast for the people he had entertained during the previous evening.
Mr. Francois Riersnatch, a Mardi Gras veteran and a devoted member of the Family First Party, had this to say, "Oooh, I loved Pinky, his performance was so strong and powerful. I have heard that men and dolphins are the only species to have sex for fun and he looked like he was having so much fun out there. I just wish I could have joined him for an oyster or two. I hear they're a pretty powerful aphrodisiac"
Mr. Reirsnatch concluded his interview at this point saying that he had to hurry home as he had recorded the latest advertisement from John West and was keen to stroke his bottlenose whilst watching it.
Now then, Bowtners. Didn't I tell you that Aussies had a warped sense of humour? Only the blokes name raised a titter.