December 26, 201114 yr would be much better if my telly and wireless wasnt interupted every 5 minutes with C list celebs begging for fucking money. I've got some condoms in the bedside drawer. They can have them. Now fuck off whilst I eat my 4 foot long Toblerone.
December 26, 201114 yr it would also be much better if my wife hadn't of bought our lad a giant sack of building blocks and these little egg things that come apart leaving the exposed jagged edge facing up! not much fun going for a glass of water ,still pissed at 5am....i felt princess Di in that fucking minefield. Edited December 26, 201114 yr by gonzo
would be much better if my telly and wireless wasnt interupted every 5 minutes with C list celebs begging for fucking money.
I've got some condoms in the bedside drawer. They can have them.
Now fuck off whilst I eat my 4 foot long Toblerone.