Youri McAnespie
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3 minutes ago, Francis Fogarty said:
It was alreet, the Shuttle.
It was one of a few pubs I went in for a pint and walked straight out, and I've supped in The Griffin, The Ancient Shepherd, The Post Office and numerous other shitholes.
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8 minutes ago, Traf said:
Yeah, Highfield! That's how I know GL's a shithole.
Getting the 501 to Burnden doesn't count as knowing Great Lever, tycoons built mansions there (The Brooklyn, Lever Grange, Walkers, Johnston Paint bloke) Highfield is just a big council estate that had a flat-roofed pub that was byword for rough. It did have a good chippy though, but a good chippy is a signifier of trampiness of an area.
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3 minutes ago, Traf said:
Living in a small village with shit transport links keeps the tramps out. Plus it's too fucking cold to live rough up here.
Weren't you originally brought up in Farnworth? Apart from one or two roads it was solely populated by tramps, and still is, that's why we moved away in the late 70's, my old man looked at a massive house on Bolton Road before we moved to GL (the nice bit) had six brick Garages out back, they couldn't get a mortgage because it was so dilapidated and vile druggy squatters had been in it, my dad had the cash for all the peripherals and him and his two brothers were all tradesmen, but they wouldn't have it (the brokers) About four years later he could've sold it for a packet to be a nursing home.
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Just now, Traf said:
Says the bloke who lives in twelve finger-land on a big hill that has eyes, and takes four hours to get to a train station.
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13 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:
Because I don't live in Great Lever.
I own two properties outright. My outgoings are buttons, I haven't rented for twenty one years.
South Great Lever is like Beverly Hills. Very verdant.
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Why are you tarting up someone else's house? You should change the locks rack up a load of debt that requires them to go to court to evict you, then the night before the eviction - smash the gaff up, hacksaw through the central heating and water pipes and take a hammer to the bathroom fixments, wear safety goggles doing this, store your piss in milk bottles for a month beforehand and leave them, in the last week move into one room and defecate in all the other rooms, then spray paint "A nonce owns this house" on the pavement outside. Then do a moonlight flit.
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He's NOT a dope-shooter because he shits his pants on account of a cowardly soul fearing an overdose, he does don a Fez and sits on a Turkish rug crosslegged and smokes tiny amounts of hashish with a water shisha pipe, he does this obsessively but only with a fiver deal of shit resin.
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9 minutes ago, Spider said:
I might burgle one of your houses whilst you’re on holiday.
Im apologising in advance so that we can move on immediately and there’s no need for loads of lefty hand-wringing and finger pointing.
I may do a shit in your wardrobe for the full experience but I’m so fucking sorry about it.
Said Defeffal but with more erms and ber, ber, bers...
And the grovelling victims of his crimes would forgive him immediately.
Sulaiman would make off with your goods in his Picnic car straight to Cash Generator because he pretends to be posh but he's a bloody tramp who ensnares and brutalises horsey-faced girls young enough to be his daughter.
He's also a deadbeat dad.
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Breaking arms, mouthy pigeon chested scousers, mauling each others genitals, rolling around on the floor, smacking people who are knocked out - an amateur boxer would muller them under Queensbury rules. It's farcical. If boxing is the sweet science UFC is the sport of bums who can't box. Imagine paying £25 to watch that crap.
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Lip up Fatty.
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34 minutes ago, Marc505 said:
Yeah we don't talk about that they're our pals 😳
Teatowel sellers have done a roaring trade in Newcastle lately.
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These fallen soldiers were probably on leave and pissed up on vin rouge and Benedictine, they probably just had a bump on their head when they sobered up and got up.
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5 minutes ago, Marc505 said:
Ahh, Russian then.
We flog them to Saudi Arabia too (The UK not us two).
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If it was in alphabetical order wouldn't Iran and Israel be next to each other? It'd boot off like in 'Gandhi 1 - The Movie' they'd be chucking each other in The San Andreas Fault.
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24 minutes ago, Marc505 said:
The only thing I care about on this entire thread is what is a widesander missile? 😀
It's a guided missile that obliterates people, well LGBT people then buffs off any wooden surfaces coated with blood, brains and guts.
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I know someone who went to school with him, he (William Gallagher) used to pick his nose and eat his crows, he couldn't read until he was nine. He shat his shorts one dinnertime and the teachers only had girl's knickers so he had to wear them, he used to talk in a lisping Irish accent and wore a built up shoe.
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22 minutes ago, Traf said:
Are you Danny Baker?
No, but we're in daily contact, he mainly rants about Liam Gallagher and people who think he's 'cool' (Gallagher, William not Rory).
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33 minutes ago, gonzo said:
I think we need to find out what Danny Baker makes of it all.
He thinks Liam Gallagher is a bald bastard who wears a syrup, dresses like 18 year old petty dealer from Harpurhey, refused to acknowledge his lovechild daughter, is tone deaf, he twatted some French kid but got his teeth knocked out when binged up he picked on someone who wasn't soft as shite.
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People go to Thailand solely to be cheapskate whoremasters, National Parks? Who do you think you're fooling, you're probably unfussy if they (the prossies) have a cock either...
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The LGBT could fit on the Isle of Man and after they'd been birched the RAF could soon dispense with them with widesander missiles.
Edit: The sado-masochists would be spared the birch (the flaying bat not the ex-poster).
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There was a bollocks statistic that the whole world population could stand on the Isle of Wight, get all the LGBT folk on The Isle of Man, let the locals birch them then send in the RAF to use them as target practice.
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I'm old enough to remember gypsies selling lucky heather door to door with the implied threat of a sheeny curse if you didn't buy some.
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3 hours ago, Sweep said:
One of my mates still owes over £600 on his caravan, he's quite open in the fact that he's never going to be able to pay it off until him and his mum sells enough pegs...
EFA.
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20 hours ago, Marc505 said:
Also said one of the most prevalent crimes on there is incest. Fuck all else to do, apparently.
Even Kazakhstan has table tennis, drinking horse piss and disco dancing to go with incestuous rapes as pastimes.
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in Behind The Stands
Posted · Edited by Youri McAnespie
I was on a daytime solo pub crawl in Manchester when I was in my early twenties and I couldn't abide being with my then girlfriend (massive) who I was playing house with. I wandered inadvertently into the village and went in a bar, I couldn't quite put my finger on it at first, but it seemed 'different', then I realised the clientele and staff were all male. I went for a piss and didn't get bummed and returned to my pint and it wasn't laced with GHB. Since then I'm not arsed - if they serve ale, not arsed.
This post was brought in conjunction with the Gay and Lesbian Alliance