Youri McAnespie
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8 minutes ago, BobyBrno said:
Is this comment about this thread or another. Who’s She? The chip shop girl or other? 🤷♂️
To my knowledge the chippy owner has no telly show nor hails from 'Boro, that tramp off dinnertime telly who mentions she has a babbeh every two minutes despite being lesbian.
Where do they get jizz from?
That bloke off Come Dancing sits with a guilty look on his face. I reckon it's him.
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7 minutes ago, Rudy said:
Who’s flying down rishton lane?
You could probably get a 89 micra and sweeps chipper down it on the other side.
Im astonished it’s still a bus route.There was a fucking empty bus doing 70 last week, from the Mosque to the Ladbrokes it's like 'Fastest Lap' on Top Gear except it's mainly motabilty funded Audi and Mercs, I saw one spin onto Parkfield Rd. at such speed they were on the wrong side of the road for 200m. Where are the dibble? Probably arresting smackheads for nicking bacon from Asda.
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I wouldn't even be able to make one as only fat Smoggie twats eat them, some bird off Blue Peter, another chemical sister made one for her and on another occasion a professional chef made one - she poo-poohed both, the scrubber. She has the palate of a fussy toddler. Decent chefs make food on her show and she eats it like it's catshit risotto. She also eats and talks with her mouth wide open. I think she licked sommat to get her job, not male.
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Frank Spencer have a word with some of your former colleagues about speed cameras on it, they'd make a mint, some cocksucker indicated to turn off then decided "nah" and plowed on at 70mph nearly fucking killed me, I only went for fish and chips and a pack of Guinness...It's like playing Frogger on Monza.
Absolute wankers.
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28 minutes ago, BobyBrno said:
You’re German ancestry doesn’t fool us. Richard Wagner. Pretty good film though.
My grandfather was proud of his service. when I go to Germany they automatically recognise me as one of their own even though I only have a smattering of German language. They all speak English.
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22 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:
My local.is full of Farage lookalikes and tradesmen who like to laugh loudly and talk about facking England in the muzzy country.
You’re a wild northern invader, stick it to them Begbie style.
My mate was playing pool in that London once and all the southern ponces were throwing their miniscule weight around because he. was on his tod, three lads from Blackburn/Darwen entered and stuck their 50p marker on, "There’s four of us now, you twats" (northerners) parochial differences cast aside in defiance of a common enemy.
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Helicopters fly under radar, haven't you seen 'Apocalypse Now'? Nof that the gooks had radar.
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1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:
I just got a bottle to bring home as we just stopped off on the way back so I was driving
Very nice thank you - just in the local pissed off being back. But it's Friday, having a beer, not listening to Shed Seven. Not all bad.
Drink heavily of Newky Brown then take a swing for one of the bouncers. When the dibble arrive claim you have used syringes in your pockets and have hep c and hiv. Under Habeas Corpus you will be released this time tomorrow and can dine out on the story for years.
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5 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:
Our local Vineyard. Was lovely - decent value £13 per main.
Decent value that, sparkling wine? Or were you driving, which would just be wrong going to a vineyard on your birthday. The south can knock out decent sparkling wine. Hope you had a good day, on your 50th.
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You missed a comma.
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Dunno, I was obviously being genuinely homophobic and pro-torture.
Yet others call kids 'it' in sincerity...
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Suzie Dent's origin of words, "sarcasm" - taking the piss out of something or someone you don't agree with because it's much more effective than trying to tackle them.
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32 minutes ago, Dimron said:
The silver foil backing is s vapour barrier which should be fully taped to prevent interstitial condensation, I always include a polythene vapour barrier also
On the outside not the inside, those United Utilities tossers had a leaking pipe and we had a cold winter - the bricks on my car-hole got soaked with rising damp and loads fell off at the coldest nights. They fucking denied it. The garage backs onto the street and the leak was on the street.
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I wonder if he said 'Howdy Ho!" when he got his cock out?
Jackie Wilson is probably spinning in his grave at all these sex pests besmirching his beloved pastime.
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6 minutes ago, Traf said:
The darts playing sex pest?
I thought he was brown bread? The one who came onto the oche in a cape chucking rubber bats? I knew Filthy Phil Taylor was a groper and had a mobile home to do his groping in. It's a pastime for bums, me and Sweep could probably be in the final if we played a game a week for about six months.
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6 minutes ago, deane koontz said:
Yes.
I remember - I threw a half-chorley through a neighbouring asian family's front window after posting dogshit through their letterbox.
I ran home and donned my Crusader costume from China, grabbed my plastic sword and went and got pissed in 'spoons.
Tradition.
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Smoggy parmo addict tramp Steph is scared of dogs. She's a freak. -
Just now, deane koontz said:
That was St Georges day.
What, again? It was last month.
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You're meant to do the joke before noon. I also thought it was 31/3 today.
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I'm sure Stewart was calling Defeffal a bellend on the telly just before Christmas.
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22 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:
, off to Brick Lane for a cheap kebab for my dinner.
EFA. Enjoy yourself.
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15 hours ago, Carlos said:
I bought that much Celotex the people at Wickes thought I was trade. No regrets.
Jewsons does a cheaper generic - half the price, if they are still going, the one on Lever St. is a Kurdish bakery shop now. Someone told me never use insulation on the inside of old houses, the brickwork needs the heat, if it pisses down then there's a frost then your bricks are fucked.
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Thunderbird originated in America - it's tramp juice or was. Like Colt45.
She was addicted to betting on horses, and never brushed her peggies because she was permapissed, and her husband looked nowt like Colin Farrell. His brother looked nowt like Mike out of Neighbours - they looked Inbred because they were - they were the spitting image of the Kaiser and the Tsar. That's why they roped Diana in, fresh genes.
Rishton Lane aka Silverstone.
in Behind The Stands
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It also has Woodside School for the ones who stick to their own up the road, imagine trading Manchester for a racist hellhole at the behest of a hobbit in kickers who lives in a hobbit house owned by their mam.