billynotwright

That's the one. Asked for a local chippy and the emir directed us to McDonalds !!!

JESUS I was sat behind him but left about a hour earlier !!!!

It's a start I suppose. Like they say, the best wines come from old bottles :hug:

Like Owen Coyle,im lost. Do you want more racist bits or less ?

Oooh Betty. No casual racism,just a frank and general observation

I've got a mate from the Tonge area of Bolton. He actually spelt his own name wrong on his business cards. For once,I'm not knocking you lot or him,but it was bloody amusing when he brought them to a meeting. I'll look out for you tonight//watch my back,hope your tan doesn't run when you get hot and bothered when I say hi

Come and say hello then Doris. I'll be the one wearing the Armani ''john mcginlay is a cunt t-shirt'

Now now ladies calm down. For all you boys know,I could be a fermale. Don't get excited fellas

Sticks and stones my friend. Bad attempt to avoid the issue of your pathetic support

Sticks and stones my friend. Bad attempt to avoid the issue of your pathetic support

Miss Piggy,i saw the light and moved when i couldn't see the white. Wolverhampton is infested I agree,hence Stourbridge is the place to be. Regarding tanning salons,only fools and faggots would use them. Besides,there can't be much call for them up your way,there's enough darkies already

Bully - your nemesis. Bet you weren't calling him when he played for England esp when we stuffed the jocks. King Kenny is ours,the one who broke your hearts in 77 at Burnden thus causing much resentment towards us i should imagine

Same here pal and im bored shitless in a hotel near your ground. I'll be in the subway,like I've said before but the food's shit !!

I'll give you 2. King Kenny and Steve Bull. Don't waste time in replying with Super John........couldn't cut it in the prem could he. Laughing stock springs to mind.See you soon,if you know the way

Bit busy pal,you should get a job. SEE YOU IN 2 WEEKS

Not tonight duck. All Bolton women fancy a bum,most are married to one

I get plenty short arse,but im not at home. Just chilling in your run down metropolis and got time on my hands for a hour or so.

Seeing your the font of local knowledge,we're booked into a spanish restaurant tonight in the Horwich area,is that near the Reebok,and any good reports on the pie n chips joint ? Oh,do keep up with the Pipkins sweetheart

Don't like the spud pickers and couldn't care less about you lot. Don't understand your hatred for us,I know we've had a bit of history with Bolton but we've bigger fish locally to fry. Surely you must with Wigan and Bury. I would say United,but half of your hamlet is RED

Glad to see your dislike of those bomb chucking bastards. Hatred for them down here runs very deeply. On a par of your hatred for us. Just jealousy if you ask me

I was there and you never even brought 250. Let's hope you bring 1,000 to Molinuex this time,somehow I doubt it. Your fickle support was better when Megson was in charge.At least he played some entertaining stuff and kept you up,unlike Ally MacLeod the second will not do.

Had to stop our inspection early,due to friday prayers at the mosque would you believe !!!! Got to go back tomorrow. Was inspecting a mosque in the Daubhill area ? Major problems with the building,due to locals constructing it. Daubhill looks like it's been DAUBED with something. Cant wait to get back home. I pity you poor Bolton people. Westhoughton is ok except for the accent

I know nothing about lemon cheese sweetheart,that's probably something you lancashire hotpots share with your loved ones. Have you got nice eyes as well,just like all Bolton women ?

Well thats probably the last time you felt anything darling. Thanks for the tip on Nicks,i may sample the black pudding and pies in there. I'll be the one sounding like Hartley the Hare

Good call fella,give the guy a cigar