Smutty Muttley

Tried an online grocery shop yesterday.. Yes, I am an unsocial git who can't be arsed trolling around a supermarket with the rest of the plebs for my listerine, bog roll & lloyd grossman sauces.. Tesco.. rang me back & refused to deliver.. reason being "cos of the wevver".. would not re-schedule but refunded my ?80+ So I tried Ocado.. delivered this morning, half an hour early, happy smiley driver, all goods accounted for and cheaper.. Back in bed by 9am, free newspaper & glossy mag.. Hhmm.. lesson learned..

Spot on, "European CEN Official Safety Standard".. I am just uncomfortable with the sales pitch.. play on your fear of your kids being hurt, then visit your house, dare say show all the hazards and what a bad parent you are.. then flog you motorised blinds with no protruding cords or chains.. Not reet IMO

Glossy flyer through the door this morning.. Quote.. It only takes a few minutes for innocent play to turn into tragedy! If you have young children, there's no better time to take advantage of ### FREE Child Safety Assessment Service on any existing looped blind product. Our aim is to eliminate the potential risk of strangulation associated with looped blind cords and chains in YOUR home. Unquote Agree with the sentiment wholeheartedly but FFS.. Picture of a bonny baby girl with big innocent eyes, looks like she's crayoning, but the crayon looks strangely like a shotgun cartridge.. would upload it, but it failed.. Is it me, or is this disturbing?

May I apologise unreservedly for my appalling behaviour.. Mixing quality premium bitter & stout in the Northern Quarter from 1pm, followed by ?3.70 a pint strongbow at the Apollo, and red wine at home till 4am does not contribute to posting intelligent witty banter on WWays.. Oh.. also sorry I never knew Quo sung with that red filth.. If I had I would have gobbed on Francis from row A of the upper circle as soon as they cranked up Caroline.. Show me the stupid corner and I will stand there facing the wall all day until my mum picks me up..

Mods.. I can't correct this wrong, better to scrap the whole thread, faTT fingers pressed unintended butts.. .. Had more options to add, but I fooked it up.. Awaiting..

Sorry' can,t edit but WRONG category sorry...

I rock... YES ... ?40 at the Apollo.. go.. go.. go..

OH YES... Large for me also.. Ta!

Biff (Quote) "Amongst them was one girl who was dressed as if she was going to the theatre or some posh nightclub not a footy match." Exactly, I saw the same thing at Ewood fucking Park the year after they won the Prem, same shitty car park, same shitty ground, freezing cold, me & my girl dressed like we were gonna attempt Everest and some suits are entering their "lounge" with ladies not remotely interested in football, dressed like it was the opera. I'm not advocating a return to footy violence. Just I despair sometimes.

Casino, was that referring to mine or George's post?

George, you have brought a smile to my face, remember when they were ripping seats out of the Burnden Stand, I think Clive Walker had scored and they stayed up or something? I was fookin mad that day.. More recently I was on my feet effing & jeffing 'cos Lampard, from inside their half, had kicked the ball out for a throw right near our own corner flag, after we had thrown it to them after one of their's was injured.. How time's have changed!! Still they are graceless, upstart cockenknee ponces.. so get yourself there owd fella.. COME ON YOU WHITES!!!

The CPS system is flawed. Yes, this man is obviously a very nasty case, a repeat offender and deserves a prison sentence.. But on this incident to condemn him to the Sex Offender Register seems illogical. He has groped & been indecently lewd to girls in a club, that happens every friday & saturday in my local pub, scumbag pumped up misogynist cnuts sliming all over girls - and I live in Worsley - you know the posh bit of Salford! He should go down for the assault, ABH whatever the terminology, not a sex crime. The SOR should be such a serious matter. It is being diluted with things like this being involved. Without the assault he should have been given a good kicking at the time or a good hard spray of underarm in his eyes (you can't use mace now!). Job done, leave the courts out of it. With the assault he should be done for that - Sex Criminal NO! - If previous offences against women were taken into account fair does, but why take so long before action? Right result. Wrong reasons. Dangerous precedent.

I said what'd you have.. She said champagne I guess.. I said guess again..

I said what'd you have.. She said champagne I guess.. I said guess again..

Apparently the politically correct brigade were offended by Meet the Fockers?! So I was thinking what other gems we might have been deprived of if they had their way??? Bottom - Eddie Hittler Goldfinger - Pussy Galore Fingerbobs [/img]

Might have got off the point there a bit, sorry :-# But I don't have a problem with copper's having free brews at Knutsford or Sandbach.. as long as they catch real fcuk'in criminals ... not me doing 80mph up the M6

Aye, doesn't need Billy Peel or CCTV to see them coming.. pseudo spic's approaching joe public "hello mattee, I've got genuine Italian leather Georgio Michael fresh wank stains leather jankets, extras from today's catwalk" ... usually two of them in a battered Ford Mondeo

Mixu, Mixu Mixu, Mixu Mixu, Mixu Paatelainen :D/ :D/ :D/ Holy lovely heaven, I was that..... far from his wife MISS WORLD FINLAND

Point is cannabis might help her condition, i.e. help relax her muscles, ease her worries ... Can't cook.. MAKE IT LEGAL

Don't want to get too serious here, but my Mum has an illness that a bit if cannabis might ease... love her, she was recommended smoking around '78 (I'm not lying).. then acupuncture,, and hypnotheraphy and all that new age bull shit etc etc etc .. She is still the same, frustrated and getting older & more......

Aye, but thought Celtic had him on loan.. how can they loan him again? Agent talk.. bullshit. tempting us to put an offer in [-X [-X

Is that like double toast... like a scooby snack

http://www.supanet.com/dyn/funnies/7650120.html my gran used to just potter about the garden tending to the grass and weed, but she quickly ran out of puff [/url]

should of course been topless but then again I'm not that fussy