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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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Patent Pending

A guy goes to the Patents Office with some designs. He tells the

clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention, a folding bottle".

Clerk: Oh yes, what do you call it?

Inventor: A fottle.

Clerk: That's a silly name, can you think of something else?

Inventor: I'll think about it. I've got something else here, a folding carton.

Clerk: And what do you call that?

Inventor: A farton.

Clerk: That's rude, you can't possibly use that name.

Inventor: Gee, you're going to hate the name of my folding bucket."

 

Coats on

:-$

Featured Replies

Coats on

:-$

 

and NEVER EVER take it off again!

 

:D

why would you name a folding bucket after a far east holiday destination?

why would you name a folding bucket after a far east holiday destination?

 

Koh Samui?

I don't get it.

oh f??ck it then

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