What humorous statements can you come out with? Heres my examples...

You never get a second chance to make a first impression.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

Smoking shortens your cigarettes.

Live every day as if it is your last, one day you will be right.

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you can see it's arse!

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you can see it's arse!

 

Fenny you've got me crying my fu-ckin eyes out.

 

that's A1

 

toodle pip

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you can see it's arse!

 

post of the year

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you can see it's arse!

 

post of the year

 

 

Agreed, I'm still fu-cking gigglin

 

toodle pip

there's one thing worse than drinking to forget and that's forgetting to drink

The old chestnut

 

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy

there's only one tombstone in the graveyard of eternity, and it's inscription reads "nothing matters"

The higher a monkey climbs, the more you can see it's arse!

 

post of the year

 

 

Agreed, I'm still fu-cking gigglin

 

toodle pip

 

 

Good old Fenny!!

 

quality post fenny that had me laughing out loud

its hard to be nice

but its nicer to be hard.....

If the sides want it they can come and get it.

If it moves - fcuk it. If it doesn't move - fcuk it 'til it does.

 

PB O:)

Born again virgin