album- Floating Anarchy, Planet Gong

 

film - Sir Henry at Rawlinson End

 

book- Silverlock, John Myers Myers

 

person- Ellen McArthur...might be a carpet muncher but she'd get us off the island - mind you, she'd get us home the long way via Cape fuckin Horn or summat

Album - anything by U2

 

Film - 24 hour party people

 

Book - Dead famous by Ben Elton

 

Person - alibob

Album Black & White - The Stranglers

 

Film The Dambusters

 

Book Song By Song - Hugh Cornwell

 

Person Alex Ferguson: To get him out of your sight (Aint i thoughtful). Then id punish him for all those years of gloating ive put up with

Person  Alex Ferguson:  To get him out of your sight (Aint i thoughtful).  Then id punish him for all those years of gloating ive put up with  

 

 

You could tie him to a huge coconut tree, then caterpult the big red nosed fecker out into the ocean for the sharks!

 

Person  Alex Ferguson:  To get him out of your sight (Aint i thoughtful).  Then id punish him for all those years of gloating ive put up with  

 

 

You could tie him to a huge coconut tree, then caterpult the big red nosed fecker out into the ocean for the sharks!

 

That's too quick, slow and painful whilst laughing

Film: - Where Eagles Dare ("Broadsword calling Danny Boy")

Album: - I am Sam Soundtrack

Book: - LOTR

Person: - Billy Connolly

Album - Greenday - American Idiot

 

Film - Top Gun phwoar

 

Book - Not sure

 

Person - Well Tom Cruise of course

Album - The Killers Hot Fuss

Film - The Rocky compilation

Book - Lance Armstrong autobiography

Person - Steven Gerrards's bird :JJ

Album - Black and White - The Stranglers

Film - Goodfellas

Book - Dinner at deviants palace

Person - The filthy barmain from Emerdale, character is Louise Appleton

Album - Oasis - Definately Maybe

Film - Rocky 2

Book - Sly Moves

Person - Lucy Pinder

Person - Lucy Pinder

 

What the f??ck would you do with her, she's either got a top on or she walks round with her hands over her tits

 

Worst page 3 girl ever

 

Still, I suppose whilst she's hiding her tits, her rectum's unprotected so you could play Read Admiral Garp and perform a bit of windward sailing whilst firing your lamb cannon into her brown bomb bay :br