A dustman is going along a street picking up the wheelie bins and

emptying them into his dustcart lorry. He gets to one house where the

bin hasn't been left out so he has a quick look for it, goes round

the back but still can't see it so he knocks on the door. (obviously not an employee of Bolton Council)

 

There's no answer so he knocks again. Eventually a Japanese bloke

answers...

 

"Hallo", he says.

 

"Alright mate, where's ya bin?" asks the dustman.

 

"I bin on toilet" replies the Japanese bloke, looking perplexed.

 

Realising the Japanese fellow has misunderstood him, the bin-man

smiles and says "No mate, where's ya dust bin?"

 

"I dust bin on toilet, I toll you" says the Japanese man.

 

"Mate" says the dustman "You're misunderstanding me... where's ya

Wheelie Bin?"

 

"OK OK", says the Jap, "I wheelie bin having a w??nk."

old old old joke

 

 

must be a sophie.................

still cracked me up!

Mailed that round the office this afternoon and got a written warning. Those gary nevilles at Hitachi on the Middlebrook have no sense of humour.