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Joke of the day

What is the ranger at Jurassic Park called?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Terry Dactil.

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What is the ranger at Jurassic Park called?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Terry Dactil.

 

 

Get your Coat !! ](*,)

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I love that joke!!! 8-[

please go in the corner and face the wall idiot wind, or 100 lines "I must try harder"

 

welcome on board by the way....oh, but seriously, please up your game.

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I can't believe that I am the only one who likes that joke!

 

It's up there with:

 

What's the fastest piece of clothing in the world?

 

 

 

 

 

Hondapants.

I suppose you do come from the same country who gave us the great comic talents of Frank Carson & Jimmy Cricket so I suppose your benchmark's probably not the highest is it my friend?

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I only live here - I'm not a bogtrotter!!! I'm a Boltonian through and through!!!

I only live here - I'm not a bogtrotter!!! I'm a Boltonian through and through!!!

 

it might be rubbing off though....check for any ginger hairs & fear the worst if you feel the urge to wear a giant green hat!

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Most definitely am ginger free.

 

Nothing wrong with big green hats though.

Most definitely am ginger free.

 

Nothing wrong with big green hats though.

 

 

see I told you...it's rubbing off!

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Yada yada.

Yada yada.

 

Is that gaelic for 'you're so funny'?

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The repetition of the word 'yada' would render the possibility of it meaning 'you're so funny' somewhat remote.

whooa whooa

 

get a room you two

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That's English for stop a horse.

whooa whooa

 

get a room you two

 

 

no you can't watch before you ask! [-X

besides, I don't think he knew I was a bird till you busted me, thanks!

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Shame, I was getting excited until I found out you are a bird.

Shame, I was getting excited until I found out you are a bird.

there's a few uphill gardeners on here for you mate, well they say they're not but i think they doth protesteth too much happen!

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It's ok, I'm quite capable of finding a person in reality rather than on t'internet.

 

My sense of humour is a winner.

It's ok, I'm quite capable of finding a person in reality rather than on t'internet.

 

My sense of humour is a winner.

 

 

fair play, your timing must just be lost in translation then!

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English confuses you does it?

English confuses you does it?

 

well I am a woman & I know my limits!

:^o

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8-[

What is the ranger at Jurassic Park called?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Terry Dactil.

 

 

Get your Coat !! ](*,) youve pulled

What is the ranger at Jurassic Park called?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Terry Dactil.

 

 

Get your Coat !! ](*,) youve pulled

 

Mr Djorkaeff !! you are being very naughty towards me !

 

Why is this ?

 

Are you just havin a mad un ? [-X

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