I'm that bored and read the new posts as soon as someone reads them that ive started reading the old ones again!

poor ali :br

we should do a ww "blind date"

 

zico, pablo and fenny

 

alibob posts about 5 questions and the above desperates reply by pm to me. i then post their answers and alibob picks the one she wants to s*ag.

 

 

MY MONEY'S ON FENNY

 

ok. 5 questions. anyone can play.

 

1) you go to the bar to get my drink. (hint hint) , what do you get me?

2) we go out for a meal. who pays?

3) we've just finished 'makin love'. what do you do? (clue, you dont leave)

4) I ask you if i look fat in what I'm wearing, what do you say?

5) night in with me, or boys night out?

 

there are no trick questions. i will now hand back over to horwich/cilla.

1) you go to the bar to get my drink. (hint hint) , what do you get me?

Anything you want. as long as you give me the money..

 

2) we go out for a meal. who pays?

You..!!

 

3) we've just finished 'makin love'. what do you do? (clue, you dont leave)

Push you over on the wet side...

 

4) I ask you if i look fat in what I'm wearing, what do you say?

No you looked fat before you got in the thing...

 

5) night in with me, or boys night out?

night with the boys..and you are paying...whistle whistle..

1) you go to the bar to get my drink. (hint hint) , what do you get me?

Anything you want. as long as you give me the money..

 

2) we go out for a meal. who pays?

You..!!

 

3) we've just finished 'makin love'. what do you do? (clue, you dont leave)

Push you over on the wet side...

 

4) I ask you if i look fat in what I'm wearing, what do you say?

No you looked fat before you got in the thing...

 

5) night in with me, or boys night out?

night with the boys..and you are paying...whistle whistle..

 

thats my kinda bloke, someone who takes no shit!

(cilla/horwich, he's a no! )

:D/ i still like you Ali... 8-[ i could not resist it... 8-[ xx

1) you go to the bar to get my drink. (hint hint) , what do you get me?

2) we go out for a meal. who pays?

3) we've just finished 'makin love'. what do you do? (clue, you dont leave)

4) I ask you if i look fat in what I'm wearing, what do you say?

5) night in with me, or boys night out?

 

missus c dates alibob................

1/- get some bloke to buy our beers honey!!

2/- ill give you a leg up to get out of the toilet window and you can ( attempt) to hoist me up ( possible need for hired crane situated outside said window), we then stagger off giggling like stupid drunken pillocks and i get my heel stuck in a grid and fall over.

3/well i wouldnt say- 'pass me summat to clean up mi spunk love'- really- id tickle your neck and back or massage your scalp and play with your hair- perfect to relax and pass out- or to get hot again!!

4/id ask if i looked fat too- then we,d piss our sides laughing and not care!!

5/considering we are both women with some male attitude id say a night in our out with you would have male and female elements and therefore would make no difference.

 

Ps- im only gone 5 minutes and youre considering stooping fenny..........you obviously miss my stern parental-like and sensible approach.

 

missus c

back from the dead

move over boys-shes mine!!

women eh?

rabbit. rabbit. rabbit.

 

 

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1) you go to the bar to get my drink. (hint hint) , what do you get me?

2) we go out for a meal. who pays?

3) we've just finished 'makin love'. what do you do? (clue, you dont leave)

4) I ask you if i look fat in what I'm wearing, what do you say?

5) night in with me, or boys night out?

 

missus c dates alibob................

1/- get some bloke to buy our beers honey!!

2/- ill give you a leg up to get out of the toilet window and you can ( attempt) to hoist me up ( possible need for hired crane situated outside said window), we then stagger off giggling like stupid drunken pillocks and i get my heel stuck in a grid and fall over.

3/well i wouldnt say- 'pass me summat to clean up mi spunk love'- really- id tickle your neck and back or massage your scalp and play with your hair- perfect to relax and pass out- or to get hot again!!

4/id ask if i looked fat too- then we,d piss our sides laughing and not care!!

5/considering we are both women with some male attitude id say a night in our out with you would have male and female elements and therefore would make no difference.

 

Ps- im only gone 5 minutes and youre considering stooping fenny..........you obviously miss my stern parental-like and sensible approach.

 

missus c

back from the dead

move over boys-shes mine!!

 

 

yes! ur back.. i was considering men, how desperate was i getting.

ps pablo does look like jude law =P~ =P~ =P~

God Ali for a second there thought you was considering the male species again

 

Had me worried for a moment

would take a very fine good looking male for me to do that

Missus C saved you right at the bring there hun O:)

pabbers???? Jude law???????????????

some seriously over inflated ego thing going on here pablo!!!!!

( sorry pabs- you should never have stopped paying me to 'big u up')

 

tell cilla/horwich what you want alibob- is it a relationship?-shudder.....

a light fling or just a dirty one night stand???

 

lets go speed dating!!!

 

1) you go to the bar to get my drink. (hint hint) , what do you get me?

2) we go out for a meal. who pays?

3) we've just finished 'makin love'. what do you do? (clue, you dont leave)

4) I ask you if i look fat in what I'm wearing, what do you say?

5) night in with me, or boys night out?

 

missus c dates alibob................

1/- get some bloke to buy our beers honey!!

2/- ill give you a leg up to get out of the toilet window and you can ( attempt) to hoist me up ( possible need for hired crane situated outside said window), we then stagger off giggling like stupid drunken pillocks and i get my heel stuck in a grid and fall over.

3/well i wouldnt say- 'pass me summat to clean up mi spunk love'- really- id tickle your neck and back or massage your scalp and play with your hair- perfect to relax and pass out- or to get hot again!!

4/id ask if i looked fat too- then we,d piss our sides laughing and not care!!

5/considering we are both women with some male attitude id say a night in our out with you would have male and female elements and therefore would make no difference.

 

Ps- im only gone 5 minutes and youre considering stooping fenny..........you obviously miss my stern parental-like and sensible approach.

 

missus c

back from the dead

move over boys-shes mine!!

 

 

yes! ur back.. i was considering men, how desperate was i getting.

ps pablo does look like jude law =P~ =P~ =P~

 

You know it makes sense!!!

 

Desperate, come with Pabbers!!

 

:-$

pabbers???? Jude law???????????????

some seriously over inflated ego thing going on here pablo!!!!!

( sorry pabs- you should never have stopped paying me to 'big u up')

 

tell cilla/horwich what you want alibob- is it a relationship?-shudder.....

a light fling or just a dirty one night stand???

 

lets go speed dating!!!

 

[-X

 

My mam's mate said I look like Calum Best......WTF next, better than Will Young anyway!!

 

Piston Hips Pablo Fan Club in full swing now!!

 

:D/

Oi Pablo wake up, you aint that good Luv!!!

Oi Pablo wake up, you aint that good Luv!!!

 

Carefull cutie- you shall shatter his illusions as to how many celebrities he looks like and how powerfull his hip thrust is.

.............so.............er.................... 8-[ whats the thrust rate then...................???

=P~

 

 

He does go like the clappers, but his groin dont hold up too well!!! :-$

Pabbers- are you aware that sometimes slow and steady wins the race????

Missus C

Tantric Tortoise.

Pabbers- are you aware that sometimes slow and steady wins the race????

Missus C

Tantric Tortoise.

 

 

 

Sometimes you just need a good old ragging about!!

Oi, can you 2 not PM you tips to each other!

 

Dont want them all picking up my skills!!

 

:-$

Pabbers- are you aware that sometimes slow and steady wins the race????

Missus C

Tantric Tortoise.

 

 

 

Sometimes you just need a good old ragging about!!

 

take it your hairs not grown back yet then!!!!

Is this some sort of joke between you to kinksters or what ?

No hairs on me! :-$