Screaming, shouting, bitching.

 

I'm fucking off to live in the shed.

Screaming, shouting, bitching.

 

I'm fucking off to live in the shed.

 

 

is it you are her on the blob ?

I've been out for an hour with our eldest on our bikes. Good as gold, no problems.

 

Doris is now baking a cake with her and you'd think the young uns just told her she's got a bun in the over herself from some ginger darkie the amount of shreikin Doris is doing.

The thing is it's a week leading up to it, a week on it and a week after it so i would call it "off the rag week"

 

I just think it's an excuse for them to bang on about fcuk all

 

How can you trust someone who bleeds for a week and doesn't fcuking die

The thing is it's a week leading up to it, a week on it and a week after it so i would call it "off the rag week"

 

I just think it's an excuse for them to bang on about fcuk all

 

How can you trust someone who bleeds for a week and doesn't fcuking die

 

 

Strangely, for such a Neanderthal, he has a bit of a point. For some wimmin it's the week leading upto it, for some it's during & others, the week after. And for some poor cows it's all 3!

Luckily, I'm such a good natured girl it's hardly noticeable!

When couples get married, the groom should be given a 'Whip the Gearbox Out' card, akin to something out of the chance cards in Monopoly, which he can play once he feels her childbearing days are done and he can't be arsed with deceades of unbalanced mither and unpredictable grief.

When couples get married, the groom should be given a 'Whip the Gearbox Out' card, akin to something out of the chance cards in Monopoly, which he can play once he feels her childbearing days are done and he can't be arsed with deceades of unbalanced mither and unpredictable grief.

 

 

Another Neanderthal with a valid point. I'm not going to be having children so why the fuck I have suffer this every mother fucking month, I do not know! So, stop whining will you, just be grateful it's not your body's that do ridiculous and unnatural things every 28 days! Grrrrr!*

 

 

 

*no, it's not rag week, thanks.

 

We've come for the gearbox

Is that Penny Flash in the background?

Can you see the doggers?

Can you see the doggers?

 

I'm sure I can spot the sun shining on the roof of a Silver Mondeo in the distance!

Spill.

 

Who do you know who drives one of those?

Spill.

 

Who do you know who drives one of those?

 

I made it up. I just imagine the type who go on there for a shag, drive silver mondeos!

When couples get married, the groom should be given a 'Whip the Gearbox Out' card, akin to something out of the chance cards in Monopoly, which he can play once he feels her childbearing days are done and he can't be arsed with deceades of unbalanced mither and unpredictable grief.

 

Makes absolutely no difference whatsoever.Trust me

Edited August 4, 200917 yr by Burndens Bogs

This here dogging.....does it mean something if the light is left on in the car?

Yes, leaving the light on is code for 'I'm up for every nonce and weirdo to come and watch me'.

 

Having the hazards flashing means 'Quick, I've got one up the back door'.

So thats why Smiley sits in his car on the Reebok car park on match day with his lights flashing.

Makes absolutely no difference whatsoever.Trust me

That my dear is due to the fact that when the womb is removed to prevent bleeding, the ovaries which release the eggs remain, meaning the hormone fluctuation is still present.

best thing to do is get her to have everything removed, then whack her on hrt and watch the sex drive riocket!