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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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You All Stink Of Spunk

Well should I or should I not go to bed

 

Today we drew and should have won

 

I came second in a bowling contest

 

Your English weather is freezing and I'm not used to it

 

And I think I will sleep for England

 

Otherwise, I'm wide awake

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Stay awake and drink heavily

 

I'll hold a sober vigil for you till MOTD comes on in the morning

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I have a case of Strongbow left but I'm not particularly enhanced

 

Think I may well sleep

 

There's only homos left at this time of night

Well paid 'omos thank you :roll:

Well paid 'omos thank you :roll:

 

Last time we met you where the gayer not staying on the coach

Its Jager time and Chers beaver is winking at me on VH1 Classic

Its Jager time and Chers beaver is winking at me on VH1 Classic

 

lil nipper throwing zzzzzzzz out, im on here, great life it is

Last time we met you where the gayer not staying on the coach

 

Erm...I'd prefer to call that preventing an attempted abduction. :roll:

 

We were in Derby. I live in London and the fooking thing was going back to Bolton!

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What the fuck would any of you know?

 

You don't reside in my world

 

You barely reside in a world worthy of the name

 

One day, all this Godawful rhetoric will be recognized for the vainglorious larceny it is

 

Cockblerbs

I'm not going to bed

 

You can;t pretend to know my pain

 

Particularly when my pain involves wooden spoons with bobbly attachments

They only come out at night :roll:

Good God

 

I've snapped a string on my guitar trying to learn "Put yourself in my place" by Kylie

 

It nearly took my eye out

 

Not yours

 

I'm eating Cheerios from the box but I can't pretend to be proud

 

Harry Redknapp has steak canadiennes for eyelids

 

But you knew that

 

And he ticks like Rainman

I've got 27 receipts in my wallet

 

1 of htem is from a gaff in New York for $230 odd and i should have known better

 

Pasta my arse

 

She saw us coming from Newark the cynical bitch

 

Lloyd Grossman makes better

Lazarus walked a thousand miles to shed a little light

 

It didn;t matter in the end because his shin splints prevented him from going home

 

He died on a surprisingly cheerful spring day back in '88

 

The cunt

I'm on 7962 upload 712 download

 

Beat that

I'm on 7962 upload 712 download

 

Beat that

 

I'm on a couch made of crotchets

 

Na ha ha ha

I ought to echo widnesy pidnesy's sentiments

 

Bolton, I'm afraid, is a fucking shithole

 

Within this shithole reside the kind of people I wouldn't rescue from a burning box

 

Yet I sing with them on a satuday afternoon

 

Wierd

I never thought you'd be a star in somebody else's sky

 

you fucking twathunch

Is it myyyy imagination

You're all very weird

The cold and very fucking harsh light of day reveals that I am not very well.

 

The above posts are therefore completely inadmissable.

The cold and very fucking harsh light of day reveals that I am not very well.

 

The above posts are therefore completely inadmissable.

Too late

 

Theyv'e been copied for pschycoanalysis

 

The prognosis isn't good

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