What we all up to?

Trying to thumb my nob down this empty bottle of Jager but it wont go.

Trying to thumb my nob down this empty bottle of Jager but it wont go.

 

whilst?

Wearing a pvc basque, riggers, and welding mask.

 

I look like sommat off a Tarantino film

It's 2.07 here.

 

Must be a time difference

Cher, Dusty, Celine, or Debbie.......

 

Decisions

Cher, Dusty, Celine, or Debbie.......

 

Decisions

 

 

Debbie.

 

Hands down

Have you no rapists to catch tonight?

Have you no rapists to catch tonight?

 

I'm on my dinner break

I'm doing yoga whilst giving myself a brazilian with candle wax

Had a funny incident with a pisssed up posh bloke in a 4.5 ltr Maserati though.

 

He saw the blue lights coming towards him in the distance. In his drunken confusion he decided to give way on the wrong side of the road and nearly had a head on with the van.

Had a funny incident with a pisssed up posh bloke in a 4.5 ltr Maserati though.

 

He saw the blue lights coming towards him in the distance. In his drunken confusion he decided to give way on the wrong side of the road and nearly had a head on with the van.

 

 

And someone stopped one of these. Didn't realise bikes went up to 1700cc!!!

 

What we all up to?

 

It's 2.24am?

 

Are we on a different clock down south?

Had to pick drunken folk up in Manchester last night so stayed in and drank tea, no dirty pop for me. Did my duty got back home at about 3:15 and had 1 can then went to bed. Got up at 10ish and I feel like I've just woken up from a night on the lash

What we all up to?

 

 

I cant honestly say what i was up too....... i have no recolection off anything after 9.30pm

 

i DID wake up AT HOME and fully clothed though