http://www.guardian....ophobic-twitter

 

professional footballers are like Gremlins

three simple rules:

 

1: don't expose them to twitter

 

2:Don't give them drink after midnight

 

3:Don't let them carry a sword

Edited February 8, 201214 yr by pato

I was at Varsity that night and the lovely Clem (you know the camp Smoggie bloke does football league stuff) said, come and have some butties down here and I'll introduce you to Stan Collymore. He was lovely, Lawrenson was a cock and John was half pissed.

And the butties were poor.