February 8, 201214 yr http://www.guardian....ophobic-twitter professional footballers are like Gremlins three simple rules: 1: don't expose them to twitter 2:Don't give them drink after midnight 3:Don't let them carry a sword Edited February 8, 201214 yr by pato
February 8, 201214 yr "Go suck out u little faggot your a guy that talks if u see me you try slap me I'm in manchester every week." What does that even mean? Jesus, there's some illiterate spacs slipping through the educational system these days.
February 8, 201214 yr I thought brevity was the essence of Twitter? All he really needed was four words - 'I am a cunt'. edit: If, for some unfeasible reason, you're reading this Ravel (his mum liked them during her pregnancy - except the orange ones, she couldn't spell either). I b in manchestaw on freeday if u wan tu feet - neer picurlilee girdinz win big hand an lil 1 att tu K? Edited February 8, 201214 yr by Youri McAnespie
February 8, 201214 yr Author Then you get Jack Wilshire tweeting showing that not all professional footballers are the same. Not speculating but thanked Capello for his first cap. Professional footballers I despair pah!
February 8, 201214 yr Then you get Jack Wilshire tweeting showing that not all professional footballers are the same. Not speculating but thanked Capello for his first cap. Professional footballers I despair pah! He seems like one of the good guys. I hope he's not in the minority on that front.
February 8, 201214 yr then theres Stuart Holden and ermm ermm....... Stan Collymore............ shakes head and shudders.
February 8, 201214 yr Author though saying that I looked at Holdens twitter and there was a picture of Chungy and Stu with their legs pointing the right way which is encouraging
February 8, 201214 yr Stan Collymore............ shakes head and shudders. Whoa, whoa Listen to the guy, he is intelligent, informative If anyone is a lesson to today's footballing kids it's him He was a wild card as a kid , admittedly , otherwise sunbed wouldn't have decked him, but " in youth we learn , in age we understand" Good guy IMO
February 8, 201214 yr Whoa, whoa Listen to the guy, he is intelligent, informative If anyone is a lesson to today's footballing kids it's him He was a wild card as a kid , admittedly , otherwise sunbed wouldn't have decked him, but " in youth we learn , in age we understand" Good guy IMO Aye and a wife beater, fookin great guy he is.
February 8, 201214 yr Let's be honest, even I want to punch Ulrika Jonssen Tart !!! Edited February 8, 201214 yr by Mona
February 8, 201214 yr Let's be honest, even I want to punch Ulrika Jonssen Tart !!! But that'd be reet, however a man punching a woman is lower than a snakes belly, utter utter cunt Collymore.
February 8, 201214 yr Whoa, whoa Listen to the guy, he is intelligent, informative If anyone is a lesson to today's footballing kids it's him He was a wild card as a kid , admittedly , otherwise sunbed wouldn't have decked him, but " in youth we learn , in age we understand" Good guy IMO Sunbed decked him??????
February 8, 201214 yr Didn't Andy Todd deck both sunbed and Collymore? edit: not at the same time obviously. Edited February 8, 201214 yr by Youri McAnespie
February 9, 201214 yr Aye alreet He decked brownie It's late, I'm tired, and i'm old but I still think he' s ok I think everyone makes mistakes in life, but learning from them & correcting them makes a better person Colly's ok
February 9, 201214 yr Todd getting sent off against Villa after giving that lowlife twat a good seeing too was and is the only time I have been happy to see a red against one of our players
February 9, 201214 yr But that'd be reet, however a man punching a woman is lower than a snakes belly Not if she deserves it. For instance that slag on the underground the other week who was coming out with the racist rant (that appeared on You Tube) - she needed a good slapping, and to me it wouldn't have mattered if it was administered by either a lass or a lad Edited February 9, 201214 yr by CWP
February 9, 201214 yr Let's be honest, even I want to punch Ulrika Jonssen because she is good looking, fit, rich and famous
February 9, 201214 yr Collymore got sent off for lamping sunbed after a late tackle. it was an away match, playing for Villa I think In an unrelated incident in a hotel Andy Todd tw&tted sunbed after a few beers Two things I think of when Collymore is mentioned. His man of the match performance in a home game against Forest , and when we went to Varsity in town for one of them 5Live talk show efforts. When Collymore was introduced the Bolton Fans Booed :: Nobody on stage was expecting it, Jonathon Pierce turned to Collymore and said what's that about? (ps that was the first night I met a lad off Wanderersways "Hello Zozzy I'm Underpants" ) quick question : Is Stan Collymore the only player to be sent off against us on two seperate occasions ?
February 9, 201214 yr That night in the Varsity, the Daubhill Beachballs had won as much free beer as they could drink, 3 pints each!
February 9, 201214 yr That night in the Varsity, the Daubhill Beachballs had won as much free beer as they could drink, 3 pints each! hello carlos its nice to interact with you again my long lost interweb buddy.
http://www.guardian....ophobic-twitter
professional footballers are like Gremlins
three simple rules:
1: don't expose them to twitter
2:Don't give them drink after midnight
3:Don't let them carry a sword
Edited by pato